So I Droped The Coal

[dj groove]

hahahah ok i was setting um my hookah had the coals on the stove was taking them off i droped it on the floor in the kicthen and it burnt some holes into the floor

my parents are away on a holiday for 10 days trying 2 think of a good excuse for the burns eny ideas ???

not guna b using the tongs from the mya qt stupid things have no grip hahah have 2 get new ones i guess

mite just say i droped them cos the dog was pissing and then i droped it by accident

[kajon]

You were lighting a candle and dropped the match and then put it out with your foot......

[bjelder]

Been there, done that. At my friends apartment...boy did I feel bad!

Your best bet is to just be honest.. your parents will respect that more than some dodgy excuse.

[StarCuzz]

...you were cooking and it was boiling oil...

[leadpipecinch21]

you dropped the cast iron skillet on the floor, since the handle was a lot hotter than you expected, and the edge burned a little hole before you could pick it up.

[iron molly black]

I can't think of ANYTHING that would leave burn marks like a coal would in the floor. I've been trying...

Only think I can think of would be some kind of food literally on fire from the stove that fell. I would say best bet is to just fess up...

I have a cast iron skillet, and if THAT thing fell when it was hot, it would leave one HELL of a burn mark, and a dent besides!

[Majid]

Leprechauns. It's always those damn leprechauns.

[MNH]

Your best bet is to just be honest.. your parents will respect that more than some dodgy excuse.

+1

You said your parents are away for 10 days, you should call a flooring company and try and fix it before they come home, my cousin is in the same situation right now and that is what he is doing.

[theotherone31415]

orrr, you COULD drop a hot iron skillet on the ground and have that leave a mark. they won't be asking about a little coal burn in the middle that way

[thugacation]

Yeh I know it sucks when that happens
Made soo many burn marks on my rug

[NickReppinThe909]

you were roasting marshmallows and one that caught on fire fell

[Yayo]

orrr, you COULD drop a hot iron skillet on the ground and have that leave a mark. they won't be asking about a little coal burn in the middle that way

Hahhahah i was pmsl when i read this.

[vaypourus]

So. You were home and suddenly you heard the doorbell. As you went to answer it, you heard some ruckus in the kitchen. In a panic, you ran into the kitchen only to see a clown juggling burning torches. So you are like "WTF dude..how the hell did you get into here?". As it turns out, the clown is also a mime, so he doesn't say anything but tries to act out how he got in. The doorbell rings again, so you tell the clown to chill the **** out with the torches and go to answer the door. At the front door is a ninja! and he is uber pissed and looking for a clown! (he tells you this in Japanese, but its cool because you speak Japanese secretly).

He puts the sleeper hold on you, you pass out, and you wake up to see one of the burning torches smoldering the linoleum on the kitchen floor. You would have called the police, but the only description you had is a ninja in a black ninja suit.

True story.

[chromecarz00]

So. You were home and suddenly you heard the doorbell. As you went to answer it, you heard some ruckus in the kitchen. In a panic, you ran into the kitchen only to see a clown juggling burning torches. So you are like "WTF dude..how the hell did you get into here?". As it turns out, the clown is also a mime, so he doesn't say anything but tries to act out how he got in. The doorbell rings again, so you tell the clown to chill the **** out with the torches and go to answer the door. At the front door is a ninja! and he is uber pissed and looking for a clown! (he tells you this in Japanese, but its cool because you speak Japanese secretly).

He puts the sleeper hold on you, you pass out, and you wake up to see one of the burning torches smoldering the linoleum on the kitchen floor. You would have called the police, but the only description you had is a ninja in a black ninja suit.

True story.

You my friend, need to write more of those life experiences.
As for the burn, been there and done that, give me some pix of it, you may be able to fix it yourself depending on how bad it is.

[dj groove]

thanks guys yeah its not to bad i guess ill just tell them what happend its pretty hard to fix cos the floor is lino matterial so its bunt threw it i think my parents wanted to get tiles in the kitchen sooner or later hahaha this may just make them get it done soon now i guess hahahah ohh well

it was bound to happen sooner or latter i guess

[mdl]

Burning the entire kitchen down is obviously the only possible option here.