Big Boss Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Because they know what Snoopy did to that busload of kids! Is it true, that if you mix Tangiers with Soex you get the death penalty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 nah, life in "pound me in the ass" prison, without parole, or lubeDo you know the muffin man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidglass Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Yes, I know the muffin man.Who lives on Drury lane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 The serial rapist.What comes next in this sequence?: Red Wood, Lamp, Ronson Lighter Fluid, ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBatcho07 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I once played Trouble after chugging Spiced Rum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apoc Genesis Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 QUOTE (Big Boss @ Jul 1 2008, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>The serial rapist.What comes next in this sequence?: Red Wood, Lamp, Ronson Lighter Fluid, ...Cease and desist letters from the RIAA List three things that start with the word "kitty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Kitty Fox (don't ask), kitty cat, and... go fuck yourself, san diegoWhat's you're major malfunction, numb nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted July 7, 2008 Author Share Posted July 7, 2008 i lick the charcoal b4 i light it...where does the hose go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Up your nose???So a grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we got a drink named after you!" and the grasshopper says... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 "I've got a testicle named after you"Why do I still work for my asshole uncle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apoc Genesis Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 (edited) *PLEASE SEE LOWER POST* Edited July 9, 2008 by Apoc Genesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apoc Genesis Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Jul 8 2008, 10:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>"I've got a testicle named after you"Why do I still work for my asshole uncle?Cause his shit will be the fertilizer for your hopes and dreams. And you like the smellWhat noise does a giraffe make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Jul 8 2008, 10:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>"I've got a testicle named after you"Why do I still work for my asshole uncle?QUOTE (Apoc Genesis @ Jul 8 2008, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Big Boss @ Jul 8 2008, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Up your nose???So a grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we got a drink named after you!" and the grasshopper says... ?"You have a drink named Alan Rashid Ramakrishna Mastubatory-Fluid Weinberg? Goddamn multicultural bastard" and storms out of the bar without ordering anything."What sound does a giraffe make? I responded already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 "Lighting Bolt"Wanna lick a snapple bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 No thanks... Why is shisha weighed in grams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apoc Genesis Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (Big Boss @ Jul 8 2008, 10:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>No thanks... Why is shisha weighed in grams?rivethead: i know i realized too late after i had posted >< sorry about thatbecause the metric system was spawned by the devil to confuse us along with rock n' roll and communismwhat do you say when you catch someone in public picking their nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 eat it!Why do people by soex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 because soex is secretly tangierswhy are chinese made hookahs(mya) sooo damn expensive, I mean cmon...its made in china ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Because of mental retardation... Quite sad, really...Have you tried the sunkist sudafed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Yes and the nightmares of giant killer oranges and grandmothers in soda soaked white t-shirts attacking me just wont stop.If a tree falls on a mime in the middle of a forest and nobody's around to hear, does anyone care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I care, SHAVE THE MIMES!Do you think aliens are the cause to this past century's tech rise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 (edited) tom cruise doesIf i shot the sheriff but not the deputy, who did?? Edited July 9, 2008 by ryno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 George W. Bush shot the deputyWhy does Blue Gum Ball have no self respect even though we all love it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Because its blue dabadee daba daiDoes my af grape smell ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Grape? I thought it was Heinz... Should Eric of Tangiers be the next President of the United States of America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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