ryno Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Nov 5 1955 If you're driving under the ocean in your snowmobile, and your tire falls off, do you have enough pancakes to cover the doghouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Already Been done.....................LATE! Hadouken or Shoryuken!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Pancakes When will my friend Corey stop complaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. B Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 When you give them back the tweezers and apologize. Why doesn't it hurt when i stare at the sun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 [quote name='Dr. B' timestamp='1306403041' post='510743'] When you give them back the tweezers and apologize. Why doesn't it hurt when i stare at the sun? [/quote] Cuz, UV rays aint got shit Sup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zildjian Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Nm brah. Is it safe to eat glue? Like a lot of glue? I'm not sayin' I just ate a lot of glue.....but I just ate a lot of glue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 glue is fine. Its paste you have to avoid. Very high in cholesterol. do bananas dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Only about cream Who lives Calculus?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zildjian Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Mathematicians live AND breath calculus. Wax on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 WAX OFF DANIEL SAN!! Who's stole the potatoes from the waffles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 The Irish. What's the Best Sci Fi Channel Movie Ever made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Either Dinoshark or Sharktopus fo sho. Or maybe Ice Spiders. Shit. I dunno. Lorenzo Lamas drinks smoothies for every meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 How else would you keep this bod [img]http://www.lorenzo-lamas.com/assets/images/0129.jpg[/img] Are you neked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Underneath my clothes I am! Pineapples or Pineapples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zildjian Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Mango. ([font="'Times New Roman"][size="2"]"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake..'hey hold still for a second'? No! Such is Mango!")[/size][/font] [font="'Times New Roman"][size="2"] [/size][/font] [font="'Times New Roman"][/font][font="'Times New Roman"][size="2"]Who would win in a fight? Rosie O'Donnell or the Norse God Brunhilde? [/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Rosie! Why did the Sharks have to lose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Because they were sent to the Island of Dr. Moreau and turned into dinosharks. Now why on earth would you do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 The universal answer of Because I can! Is hookah the best? (Trick Question) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaskomc Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Bowling Shoes! Does buying miata make one gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Depends on the amount of butterscotch consumed. What is a miata? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookahLover25 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Opposite of Bukake! What planet are you from?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Crouton Have you ever wanted to fight a wild animal, such as a raccoon, for shits and giggles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumoninja92 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I did, and now we're best friends! Ever gotten drunk with your grandmother?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelLCP Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 My grandma doesn't drink... :'( Ever asked a stupid question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Horchata. If it wasn't for road construction, what would chipmunks be doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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