bjelder Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 because george bush hates black peoplewhy is texas so big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 because we beat santa anna in the final battle in about 15 minutes..so we deserve itwhy are the african americans and the latin people in a conspiracy to destroy the global fast food chain known as KFC....oh..and...terrorists are in on it to...maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 BLUEWhy are there children left unbeaten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Because for ten cents a day, you can sponsor a childs beating. Ask yourself, can you live without ten cents?Are you cool, man??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 More so than a shovel!When women fart do they think the scent of cinnamon buns shoot out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 No. Women believe themselves to be inherently perfect and incapable of farting. Duh. Where is Martin Prince now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Having sex with Jessica Alba's long lost 3rd cousin from oklahoma that only has two teeth...Why does jessica albas cousin only have 2 teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Because, shockingly, Martin Prince actually has a 14Inch Knob.Who has the nicer ass Bender or Chief Wiggum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 StewieWhy does santa claus tell everyone he lives in the north pole when in reality he has a house in california?They aren't elves..they are sweat shop child workers from denmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkParade Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 because in mexico everything is cheaperwhy are most gum wrappers shiney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Because they are coated with a microfilm of neurohygienitransfatcarbotetrylahord which gives its shiny appearanceWhy do fish always look like that? it pisses me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 QUOTE (.cOLt.45. @ Jun 15 2008, 04:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Because they are coated with a microfilm of neurohygienitransfatcarbotetrylahord which gives its shiny appearanceWhy do fish always look like that? it pisses me offBecause your attracted to ugly women. It pisses them off tooWhy does Gordon Brown Gobble Snot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjelder Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 (edited) Because they taste like turtlesWhy is ice cold Edited June 15, 2008 by bjelder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Because frontiersmen liked Juicy Fruit.Why do I see tiny Irishwomen dancing on my window sill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Because your mom was right [Think about it]!Is it ok to bone your cousin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Only if you're Martin PrinceIs it true that there are no stupid questions, just stupid people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 In the eye of the beholderHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjelder Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Enough to build noah's arkHow do birds fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 7If a fat chick falls in the woods do the squirrels laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Your mom does not find fat people falling funnyWhy do skinny people thing fat people are mentally obese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Because their mothers were raped by the Burger King... tragic story, actually...Have you ever dropped in to see what condition your condition was in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 My condition is a function of the condition I am in.Who IS the man who would risk his neck for his brother man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaypourus Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Pole! Can you dig it?If Bangkok invaded Djibouti from the rear, would Greece help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Anything involving attacking from the rear and Greeks are involved...Would you rather have adult relations with Tubgirl or Pamela Anderson after she was dead for 12hrs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 a little of both, on top of the other.what happens if i cover my dick in tin foil and stick it in the power outlet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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