r1v3th3ad Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Harry Krishnah Should I drive back over to Ohio to get some dynamite for adding some more rows to my driveway? (leftovers for fishing?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 SMOKE ITI farted can you smell it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (indian_villager @ Jun 20 2008, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>SMOKE ITI farted can you smell it?neil armstrong could smell ithow many logs could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Jun 21 2008, 12:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (indian_villager @ Jun 20 2008, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>SMOKE ITI farted can you smell it?neil armstrong could smell ithow many logs could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?5 boxes of Little Debbie snack cakesDo baby buggies have rubber bumpers?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 nope they are a blend of titanium and inconel for 4 star crash test ratingswhy are pool covers blue on top and silver on the side that touches the water ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 So major league baseball satellites cannot steal your thoughtsSpit or swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (r1v3th3ad @ Jun 21 2008, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So major league baseball satellites cannot steal your thoughtsSpit or swallow?SparrowWhat does Sobe mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 It means 'over rated crap'Why are women so difficult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Because god hates us.Would it be wise to catapult skunks at a tiger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (indian_villager @ Jun 21 2008, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Because god hates us.Would it be wise to catapult skunks at a tiger?Confusious say "Man who fart in church must sit in on pew"What is the religion of Amish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Anabaptist ChristianHow did I just know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownbob06 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 because god spoke to you through the internet.Why do some people think I look hawaiian or like elvis presley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Because elvis is not dead. You are him with amnesia.Can I legally raise a tiger in my back yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Only if you're Napoleon DynamiteAre you Napoleon Dynamite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 he cant be cuz i am if i farted while tipped on two legs of a chair would i fall backwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 No, you'd go into deep space orbit.I don't fear the reaper. Do you fear the reaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 The reaper fears me....Does my milkshake really bring all the boys to the yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 No, mines better than yoursShould we terraform Dick Cheney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Umm... the state looks down on sodomy... How soon is now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpw36 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) now is yesterday and today is tomorrowdid george carlin actually die from natural causes or was he killed by the shitty current comedians Edited June 23, 2008 by wpw36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidglass Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 no, he died when the spider monkeys that run his brain decided to abandon ship after they got tired of smelling a mixture of bengay and viagra. Who sees a blue cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 PikachuWhy was 6 afraid of 7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 because 7 raped the shit outta 9smack yourself in the face, how does that feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I don't know, I haven't felt anything in years Should I have a Guinness or a Pilsner Urquell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidglass Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Neither, have white vinegar mixed with hot saucewhy did the squirrel climb the coconut tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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