Big Boss Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 A snooty French man smoking a cigaretteWhat do you get when you mix Soex with Tangiers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaypourus Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 A. Well, the answer to this one requires the formula 2m^tr(x+3m)(sqrt 75.3Pi) + (pP - dolphin). Duh.Q. Will ingesting leaded paint chips REALLY cause birth defect in my future children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Your kids will look like Sloth from The GooniesDoes The Dude really abide??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OC4111 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 only when he mows the lawnwhy does everything taste like chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjelder Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Because Hillary Clinton is a bitch.Why does my back itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 because George Jetson is into BDSMwhy do people demand on telling smokers that smoking is bad for their health? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Because they're NazisWhat do you get when you mix a Long Island Iced Tea and Star Trek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OC4111 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 drunk in outer space fucking greeen alienswhen are we going to have global cooling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 QUOTE (OC4111 @ Jun 13 2008, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>drunk in outer space fucking greeen alienswhen are we going to have global cooling?when we run our cars on exhaust and they emit gaswhy dont french chicks shave anything on their bodies ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dereksd Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Jun 13 2008, 11:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (OC4111 @ Jun 13 2008, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>drunk in outer space fucking greeen alienswhen are we going to have global cooling?when we run our cars on exhaust and they emit gaswhy dont french chicks shave anything on their bodies ?i dont know harry the french are ass holesnick are you coming tomorrow in a green car(just wanna know if your coming but thought id make it a dumb question to fit this thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkParade Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Jun 14 2008, 12:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>why dont french chicks shave anything on their bodies ?because its brighter on the other side of the rabbit holewhy are door nobs shiney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickReppinThe909 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 QUOTE (DarkParade @ Jun 14 2008, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Jun 14 2008, 12:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>why dont french chicks shave anything on their bodies ?because its brighter on the other side of the rabbit holewhy are door nobs shiney?from blondes sucking on themwhy do retards feel the need to tune honda civics ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkParade Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 because the flower and the rainbow are greater than a brickwhy are mimes and clowns secretly mocking everything we exist for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Because having no soul makes them angry and bitter.Why does the blue dot hate me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjelder Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Because you're an NHT dealer apparentlyAm I going to get a few days off for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkParade Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 because the black dot likes to hide from the blue dotwhy wont bill gates give me my shiny penny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkParade Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 QUOTE (bjelder @ Jun 14 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Because you're an NHT dealer apparentlyAm I going to get a few days off for that?only if the little green men say sowhy am i not alone in my room with one bright light and a bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Because the light is a voyeur and watches you while you sleep... and the bed really gets off when its watched... and you're stuck in the middleWhy do mimes do that walking against the wind shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkParade Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 because the rope is greater than the sum of the pumpkinwho decided that over the hill is 40? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 The public because he spent time in prison for 2nd degree murderHow many of my teeth do I have in a bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (esheg4ever23 @ Jun 13 2008, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Because that's how The Man wants it to be.What really is Victoria's secret?I know its been answered, but she made the boob round again. think about it, they were all pointy before then, then victoria's secret got big, and boobs magically because very round!you have orange teeth in a bottleQ: if you're driving under the ocean in you snowmobile and your tire falls off, do you have enough pancakes to cover the doghouse? Edited June 14, 2008 by ryno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 74When in a Mexican standoff is it appropriate to "good luck, gentlemen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjelder Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 When they aren't mexicansWhy are pretzels salty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 QUOTE (bjelder @ Jun 14 2008, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>When they aren't mexicans I lol'd on that one!Pretzels are salty because they had work their way through collegeWhy was Salvadore Dali so freakin' arrogant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Because... He married the dairy queen and became the burger king..Him as a young man After his rise to fameWhy is saddam hussein from japan while hitler remains hidden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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