vaypourus Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Nothing. its too short to hit the contacts.How many dead hookers can you fit into the trunk of a 1973 Buick Skylark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 depends, how big is ur mom?does masturbating cause blindness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaypourus Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Only if you use tin foil Not ho-day not ho-day but maybe on sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 sunday, january 32nd.When is the best time to hookah! (hookah = verb now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 QUOTE (Chadkciw @ Jun 15 2008, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>sunday, january 32nd.When is the best time to hookah! (hookah = verb now)when you're wearing clean underwearhow does tile work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Skim the wall, Place Tiles using Tile Paste with spacers, Grout.Why did Joules Verne journey to the centre of the earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 'Cause he was banned from HF for practicing bad business ethics What would you think of a Ethics and Values professor who is in her mid 70s that reads the New Yorker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1966 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 French Toast!!!Where is Waldo anyways?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 At Chuck-e-cheeses with osama bin laden.Will people like me if i poop on a stick and beat them with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 QUOTE (indian_villager @ Jun 16 2008, 09:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>At Chuck-e-cheeses with osama bin laden.Will people like me if i poop on a stick and beat them with it?You'll become the next president of the united states of america... fa' reelsIs Julia, Dreamboat Queen, really the queen of all my dreams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 no, a fat man in a small leotard is the queen of your dreams.How do you get rid of cancer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaypourus Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 A daily regiment of sex with really fat women seems to work. it should be noted though that regular sex with really fat women has been known to the State of California to cause cancer.How do they get those little ships in the bottles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 They get pee-wee herman to have sex with the bottle at a porno theatre What is the weight limit on toilet seats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OC4111 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 whatver the toilet bowl tells it to hold.when is too much of a good thing a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 QUOTE (OC4111 @ Jun 16 2008, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>whatver the toilet bowl tells it to hold.when is too much of a good thing a bad thing?When sugar enduced insanity takes holdHow many more lies do you have left to live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjelder Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Piwhy do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ask Andy Rourke... seriouslyIs it too late for flapjacks and whiskey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 not unless u make flap wiskeyjacks!if i take my ipod and throw it, where will it land? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Nova ScotiaCan God make a hookah so big that he himself does not have the lung capacity to smoke it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 yea, and he can rest it on ur moms assif u could strangle one person with a KM hose who would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 John McCain and Barack Obama (yeah, I know, its two people)Why was the cashier at Subway a real dick today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 because he had a 5 dollar footlong up his ass.why will he still be a dick tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadkciw Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 because this time it wont be a sandwich! had to do it myselfwhy is green green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 George Bush Jr.What is a WOP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 All your acronyms are belong to us?Do you feel... like we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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