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Bjelder Takes A Whizz....


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Haha I thought this was a ban thread as well...well bjelder I hope you whizzed good....now remember shake thrice or you will lose it for life
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Dabbing with toilet paper is not allowed. Just a fact.
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my other half left the toilet seat up one night. I was about 3 am and I went in there without the lights on, so I wouldn't wake him up ,and I fell in. My screaching sound woke him up instead..
He didn't do it again. I was "hot"........ I could have murdered him that night.
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I dunno I think a serious conversation about urination was long overdue. Props to Bjelder.

Did you know you can consume your own urine over 7 cycles through your system before it becomes toxic? Don't ask me how I know this, ninja training was rough...

I also discovered this interesting factoid...

"In his final book, Civilization and Its Discontents, Sigmund Freud claimed that civilization became possible only when ancient peoples resisted the impulse to extinguish their campfires by pissing them out."

So why haven't we crumbled into chaos. I've peed on many a campfire. I think I just proved Freud wrong.
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