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Johnny_D

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wow, I should be in debt up to my eyeballs and just getting out of jail...I had a lawnmower up at my cabin that pissed me off...it ran me over while I was still on it...couple of rounds into it with the 300short mag and then drove it into the creek...they woulda put me away for a while...I was hiding the body.

o ya...I did get in shit on that one...it was the camp president's favorite mower and he had to fish it outta 8feet of water and repair it tongue.gif
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QUOTE (SuburbanSmoker @ Jul 26 2008, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
guns fix everything.


No they don't that guy is the product of a whole lot of inbreeding. An evolution in hillbilly if you will. The typical hillbilly fix is duct tape...and beer. If it breaks again...more duct tape. This cycle continues till the original contraption catches fire!
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i swear that guy looks exactly like my grandpa... and it does sound like something some1 in my family would do
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That brings me to two conclusions:

1) Wisconsin still has pretty good cheese.

2) Lawnmowers need to be taught a lesson.
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