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[quote name='Chreees' timestamp='1327040882' post='536166']
Nate's crabs? Sounds yummy. Better than Joe's Crab Shack, I'm sure! :P
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you can eat my crabs any day chreeees ;)
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Oh thank you, good sir! I shall enjoy them! :)
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Bump for epicness.

I think we should all seriously start a fundraiser for this. I would love to purchase an island with all you fine gentlemen (and the few ladies we've got too!), and set it up as our paradise. As I get older, I realize time's a wastin'. Let's get to it! And if we can't buy our own island, we shall build it, like this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgDUVJCZC50&feature=related
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Tangier Island (posted by Stuie above) was on the local news recently. Apparently, it's being eroded away and the state od MD is looking for $ to save it.

We should adopt the island and save it ourselves.
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The problem with that is that we could not be autonomous. No country in the world is going to let you take their land, soil, materials, etc to build something like this and then just leave the country.
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[quote name='joytron' timestamp='1350594392' post='558713']
way to destroy the dream, man, way to destroy the dream.
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[quote name='aeon' timestamp='1354202913' post='563281']
Handjobs across america!
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No, Americans only take money as bribes (see super PACs, etc).

Well, except for Clinton... but he was an exceptional badass.
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I say we take the nation of Fiji by force, and christen it Hookah Island.

[img]http://www.castawayfiji.com/wp-content/uploads/et_temp/Fiji-Resorts-Castaway-Island-Fiji-Aerial-View-of-Island-and-Resort-47280_960x368.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1354513132' post='563635']
I say we take the nation of Fiji by force, and christen it Hookah Island.

[img]http://www.castawayfiji.com/wp-content/uploads/et_temp/Fiji-Resorts-Castaway-Island-Fiji-Aerial-View-of-Island-and-Resort-47280_960x368.jpg[/img]
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Population 868,406

Okay I got enought fire power. but no boats.
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Seriously, guys.


Fucking Fiji.

[img]http://www.shangri-la.com/uploadedImages/Shangri-La_Resorts/Shangri-La%E2%80%99s_Fijian_Resort_and_Spa,_Yanuca,_Fiji/FIJ-Bg-Takali-Cabana-View.jpg[/img]
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no i agree with Epoch, we need to take Fiji by force, by useing Elmas Stems as wepons. And afterward, when the warriors of Hookah win, we shall have the sweetest smoke, ever.
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Traditionally, hookah stems would be a good Fijian weapon. In the history of their culture, ornate carved wooden "clubs" were the weapon of choice. My parents brought me back one from there that looks sort of like an elongaded "spade", but it is extremely hard, dense wood that could probably split a bone in two in one swipe.

[img]http://pixelpunchstudio.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/the-more-you-know.gif[/img]
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[quote name='Epoch' timestamp='1354821145' post='564115']
We can use lotus trays as huge ninja stars.
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just need to sharpen the edges and you would be fine
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couldnt we just smoke them, theyd think it was an oddly pleasant smelling fire, then we herd them to a cliff edge with the fake fire and then we give them a chance to surrender and be residents of hookah nation (im sure some of them would make good servants) or wed push them off.
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Hookah Island Constitution:

 

1. There shall be no regulations, oversight, restriction for smoking on hookah island.

 

2. Don't be a Hose Hog

 

3. That's all we need for now.

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Everyone is a hose hog cause everyone gets their own pipe.

 

Bingo.

 

I can't believe this thread hasn't been posted on in almost 2 years... Who wants to fund Hookah Island and make this a reality?? I'm ready to leave the United States!

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