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"Designed by the Libanese and manufactured by the Chinese with American expertise and a sprinkle of French 'etiquette', the SULTAN HOOKAH' is simply the best HOOKAH you'll ever come across"

Who the hell are the Libanese and what do the French and their etiquette have to do with hookah, or an American machine gun for that matter?
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No way those are freaking hilarious, almost to the point of "Move over KM, you ain't smoking unless it's an AK-47"

I bet Nick ordered both of them already!
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QUOTE (Stuie @ Sep 24 2008, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No way those are freaking hilarious, almost to the point of "Move over KM, you ain't smoking unless it's an AK-47"

I bet Nick ordered both of them already!


nope lol i actually have taste

QUOTE (Dereksd @ Sep 24 2008, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
nick would only get em if he could shoot em and smoke em


if it shot 6.8 SPC, was flat black and had KM plumbing i would consider possibly maybe thinking about ordering one at some point in time


they also have a hand grenade and a statue of liberty lol i dont know if these guys are trying to break into the redneck inbred hookah market (if there even is one) or what but they are making some ugly shit thats for sure
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the Grim...Reaper's...wearing...a pink robe...he prolly bought....from VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!!

I WANT ONE!
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QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Sep 24 2008, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Designed by the Libanese and manufactured by the Chinese with American expertise and a sprinkle of French 'etiquette', the SULTAN HOOKAH' is simply the best HOOKAH you'll ever come across"

Who the hell are the Libanese and what do the French and their etiquette have to do with hookah, or an American machine gun for that matter?


Well ninja they were trying to say that the Lebanese designed these hookahs and mayb that is true if the guy is 7/8's redneck and 1/8 Lebanese but event thats a stretch lol. Anyway I have seen that tank hookah before....just a waste of money is all.
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...so here I sit with my Mya mini acrylic, nammor hose and a phunnel full of fumari guava...and yeah... i'm in a good place but... I just don't know what to say... so apparently the reaper is trying to get in touch with his feminine side, and the hookah world now pushing into the redneck guns and cammo market... signs of the coming apocalypse for sure...
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