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QUOTE (NickReppinThe909 @ Sep 24 2008, 12:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Stuie @ Sep 24 2008, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No way those are freaking hilarious, almost to the point of "Move over KM, you ain't smoking unless it's an AK-47"

I bet Nick ordered both of them already!


nope lol i actually have taste

QUOTE (Dereksd @ Sep 24 2008, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
nick would only get em if he could shoot em and smoke em


if it shot 6.8 SPC, was flat black and had KM plumbing i would consider possibly maybe thinking about ordering one at some point in time


they also have a hand grenade and a statue of liberty lol i dont know if these guys are trying to break into the redneck inbred hookah market (if there even is one) or what but they are making some ugly shit thats for sure


Is the Statue of Liberty holding the grenade laugh.gif ?

Re: the pink reaper - The kindler, gentler death. He even puts a ' smiley face ' on the morgue tags.

Smokeythe mellow.gif .
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Momatik is the winner.

Derek loses 5000 points for using the phrase "nuff said", which only enjoyed a brief window of not being massively lame between the fall of 1992 and the summer of 1993.

I would actually consider buying the gun/tank hookahs, as a well-known pacifist, for the irony of smoking it at parties.

Plus the gun hookah comes in "kaky" (colour? flavour?). Who doesn't like kake.

Edited by gaia.plateau
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Nov 29 2008, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Momatik is the winner.

Derek loses 5000 points for using the phrase "nuff said", which only enjoyed a brief window of not being massively lame between the fall of 1992 and the summer of 1993.

I would actually consider buying the gun/tank hookahs, as a well-known pacifist, for the irony of smoking it at parties.

Plus the gun hookah comes in "kaky" (colour? flavour?). Who doesn't like kake.



The cake is a lie. But seriously who would buy these shit stains?
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Nov 29 2008, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Momatik is the winner.

Derek loses 5000 points for using the phrase "nuff said", which only enjoyed a brief window of not being massively lame between the fall of 1992 and the summer of 1993.

I would actually consider buying the gun/tank hookahs, as a well-known pacifist, for the irony of smoking it at parties.

Plus the gun hookah comes in "kaky" (colour? flavour?). Who doesn't like kake.



The cake is a lie. But seriously who would buy these shit stains?

The portal theme song is my ringer for who ever texts me.. I love it when people text me now smile.gif
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QUOTE (melanko @ Sep 24 2008, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow.

Does anyone else sense the Irony in this?


Taking a peaceful, social pass-time and fusing it with assualt rifles, grenades, and the statue of liberty. American appropriation of middle eastern / eastern culture, in order to make money, as we occupy various middle eastern countries, waging full-scale war in two and attempting to impose our will in the entire oil rich region with the use of military force. No I don't see any irony there whatsoever.




Amerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicuhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH! We're gonna save the MOTHAFUCKIN' DAYYYY-YEAHHHH! 

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QUOTE (An1m @ Dec 1 2008, 10:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (melanko @ Sep 24 2008, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow.

Does anyone else sense the Irony in this?


Taking a peaceful, social pass-time and fusing it with assualt rifles, grenades, and the statue of liberty. American appropriation of middle eastern / eastern culture, in order to make money, as we occupy various middle eastern countries, waging full-scale war in two and attempting to impose our will in the entire oil rich region with the use of military force. No I don't see any irony there whatsoever.




Amerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicuhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH! We're gonna save the MOTHAFUCKIN' DAYYYY-YEAHHHH!




And the fact that these are all made in China doesn't add any irony to the situation at all smile.gif
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And thus Hannah Montana's fans everywhere were introduced to the hookah.

OMG that pipe thingy is sooo fetch. It came with matching earings too!
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QUOTE (gaia.plateau @ Nov 29 2008, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Momatik is the winner.

Derek loses 5000 points for using the phrase "nuff said", which only enjoyed a brief window of not being massively lame between the fall of 1992 and the summer of 1993.

I would actually consider buying the gun/tank hookahs, as a well-known pacifist, for the irony of smoking it at parties.

Plus the gun hookah comes in "kaky" (colour? flavour?). Who doesn't like kake.




they meant bukkake apparnetly kaky is slang for it in the black hole where they make these things
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QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Dec 2 2008, 05:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And thus Hannah Montana's fans everywhere were introduced to the hookah.

OMG that pipe thingy is sooo fetch. It came with matching earings too!


OMG  Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
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QUOTE (An1m @ Dec 2 2008, 06:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Dec 2 2008, 05:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And thus Hannah Montana's fans everywhere were introduced to the hookah.

OMG that pipe thingy is sooo fetch. It came with matching earings too!


OMG Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!


What the fuck? unsure.gif Edited by Capt. Morgan
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QUOTE (An1m @ Dec 2 2008, 06:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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And thus Hannah Montana's fans everywhere were introduced to the hookah.

OMG that pipe thingy is sooo fetch. It came with matching earings too!


OMG Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!


What the fuck? unsure.gif


LMAO - movie quote (Mean Girls).
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QUOTE (Capt. Morgan @ Dec 2 2008, 09:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (An1m @ Dec 2 2008, 06:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Dec 2 2008, 05:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And thus Hannah Montana's fans everywhere were introduced to the hookah.

OMG that pipe thingy is sooo fetch. It came with matching earings too!


OMG Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!


What the fuck? unsure.gif


it was over my head too. I about died after reading the Hannah Montana comment though.
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