Stuie Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 January 21, 2009. The end of January is fastly approaching and the natives will soon move from impatient to violent. Let's hope the tide won't turn for now.This is Stuart Halverson reporting live from the Hookah Forum for WNYX 585 AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabin Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 rofl this thread is by far the most ridiculous thread besides of course the red head thread... but we don't discuss that here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 QUOTE (Stuie @ Jan 21 2009, 04:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>January 21, 2009. The end of January is fastly approaching and the natives will soon move from impatient to violent. Let's hope the tide won't turn for now.This is Stuart Halverson reporting live from the Hookah Forum for WNYX 585 AM.^^ what he said. Now that I actually got a good order to use my mini with I am getting more and more excited about these puppies. Now WHARS MAH MINI!!!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim026 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I've been sitting out by my mailbox for days waiting for the mini to arrive, what these people say is true, if the mini does not decide to show up soon I've had plenty of time to create weapons out of oatmeal containers. I will also begin to shit on the coats.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead_lemons Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 if the masses do not receive miniphunnles soon there is a high probability of mass uprising, anarchy, and all around hysterical behavior.i am afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim026 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 It looks like a harmless box of oatmeal, but it's really a pipe bomb hand made by William Penn himself... It's filled with crunchy oaty goodness that will destroy your insides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabin Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 QUOTE (Victim026 @ Jan 21 2009, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>It looks like a harmless box of oatmeal, but it's really a pipe bomb hand made by William Penn himself... It's filled with crunchy oaty goodness that will destroy your insides.just look at the picture. It's made in -1 minutes. thats not even possible. its so advanced our timers can't even process it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead_lemons Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 QUOTE (drabin @ Jan 21 2009, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Victim026 @ Jan 21 2009, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>It looks like a harmless box of oatmeal, but it's really a pipe bomb hand made by William Penn himself... It's filled with crunchy oaty goodness that will destroy your insides.just look at the picture. It's made in -1 minutes. thats not even possible. its so advanced our timers can't even process itOMG I THINK YOUV DESCOVERED A CONSPIRACY BY THE QUAKERS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE WORLD WITH TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engineonmute Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Is there something about oatmeal that i missed....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabin Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 QUOTE (engineonmute @ Jan 21 2009, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Is there something about oatmeal that i missed....?yes theres a secret yet not so secret oatmeal cult. i;m hoping htere are so any posts with the word oatmeal on hf that soon when searching oatmeal in google we will come up on the first page. would be pretty sick eh? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 do we frown down upon the insta oatmeal packets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinite Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 QUOTE (joytron @ Jan 21 2009, 05:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>do we frown down upon the insta oatmeal packets?Instant oatmeal is the equivalent of Soex 'shisha'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 QUOTE (Zinite @ Jan 21 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (joytron @ Jan 21 2009, 05:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>do we frown down upon the insta oatmeal packets?Instant oatmeal is the equivalent of Soex 'shisha'.Since when do you speak for the cult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabin Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 haha tyler got pwned but the brown guy ;-) can I say that? lol i mean were discussing oatmeal so what i' saying isn't that ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog_916 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 QUOTE (Zinite @ Jan 21 2009, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (joytron @ Jan 21 2009, 05:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>do we frown down upon the insta oatmeal packets?Instant oatmeal is the equivalent of Soex 'shisha'.Dont talk mess about instant oatmeal! Apples and Cinnamon and Raisins and Spice are my favorites ever! That's what I'm gonna be eating with my mini! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 Quoth the Quaker, nevermore....So I actually plan to eat oatmeal out of my minis and take pics...I hope some others do as well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Jan 22 2009, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Quoth the Quaker, nevermore....So I actually plan to eat oatmeal out of my minis and take pics...I hope some others do as well..Now how do we involve the sexy teachers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim026 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 This wait is super frustrating, especially now that it looks like sometime in February for delivery, and to think we were originally expecting them to be delivered before the new year.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engineonmute Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 whaaaaaat..... sometime in february? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechAnt Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 And so it came to pass that the natives grow restless as they wait for the ascension of the sacred orifice they refer to as "Mini Phunnel". They chant, they pray, they beseech the one named Indian Villager who has professed of the Mini Phunnel's coming. He reassures them that it's coming in inevitable and crying out as they have is useless. Yet, the natives grow weary of empty promises. As the day soon approaches of the new Lunar Year, the natives of the Oatmeal Order feel the need. The need to sacrifice SOMETHING in order to quell the omnipresent and omnipotent Quaker man.It is observed that some of the more optimistic members are instead staying faithful and trusting in Indian Villager and are instead offering their first use of the ever elusive Mini Phunnel to the Quaker man. Filling the orifice with either dry or cooked oatmeal, the rendition of the porridge is their choosing. However, these are only the members that are optimistic. Those who possess the insatiable appetite or are just impatient, are beginning to form a means through which a mutiny can be accomplished. However, their leaders are quelling this uprising for the time being much to the benefit of Indian Villager's health. It is only a matter of time before the Oatmeal Order uprising will occur sparing no woman, child, nor hookah enthusiast in its wake.So we call upon the holy one, Eric of Tangiers of San Diego of California of the USA.................................When are we getting them? I don't wanna wait too much longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (MechAnt @ Jan 23 2009, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>And so it came to pass that the natives grow restless as they wait for the ascension of the sacred orifice they refer to as "Mini Phunnel". They chant, they pray, they beseech the one named Indian Villager who has professed of the Mini Phunnel's coming. He reassures them that it's coming in inevitable and crying out as they have is useless. Yet, the natives grow weary of empty promises. As the day soon approaches of the new Lunar Year, the natives of the Oatmeal Order feel the need. The need to sacrifice SOMETHING in order to quell the omnipresent and omnipotent Quaker man.It is observed that some of the more optimistic members are instead staying faithful and trusting in Indian Villager and are instead offering their first use of the ever elusive Mini Phunnel to the Quaker man. Filling the orifice with either dry or cooked oatmeal, the rendition of the porridge is their choosing. However, these are only the members that are optimistic. Those who possess the insatiable appetite or are just impatient, are beginning to form a means through which a mutiny can be accomplished. However, their leaders are quelling this uprising for the time being much to the benefit of Indian Villager's health. It is only a matter of time before the Oatmeal Order uprising will occur sparing no woman, child, nor hookah enthusiast in its wake.So we call upon the holy one, Eric of Tangiers of San Diego of California of the USA.................................When are we getting them? I don't wanna wait too much longer Hands down the greatest post ever on Hookah Forum!Something must be sacrificed! Edited January 23, 2009 by joytron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 MechAnt I am truly speechless, great post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 The Great quaker spoke to me as in a dream last night, his words were that of a God, too deafening for my ears , too loud for my soul, but I'll do my best to translate although I am sure there are more worthy than I:"I am the author and finisher of all things breakfast porridge oriented! Go make me a sandwich! Nerf is now making swords and you should buy twelve then start a nerf-ninja war at your place of work! THE MINIPHUNNELS WILL COME, YOU MUST QUIET THE RAGE IN THE HEARTS OF MY FOLLOWERS WITH THIS REMINDER: PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE AND PUPPIES ARE SNUGGLY FOR LIKE SAND THROUGH THE HOURGLASS THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES!!!"Some may or may not have been lost in translation as I've been pretty sleep deprived as of late...At any rate I flipped the vision of glory off and told him/her/it that I want my damn phunnels...(patience) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabin Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Wow mech's post is amazing... then GNR came in... this is by far the best thread evar!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim026 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Alas last nite I did ask IV about a date for the mini's and he said prolly feb. now. And yes GNR and Mech are the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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