Things You Should Never Do

[Capt. Morgan]

Never fire breathe using everclear.
Never mix firearms and alcohol.
Never crash a longboard at 30+ without any kind of protective gear.
Never mix diving and alcohol.
Never dislocate your shoulder and get a concussion 10 minutes before you have to go in to work.
Never go out and party with a 102 fever.
Never go on a drunk munchies run at 4 in the morning when its so fogging you can't even see out the window of the vehichle.
Never go to a party and wake up somewhere a few hours from where the party was.

[Rayneuki]

DO NOT snort pixie stick dust. Trust me.

Oh god that shit burns. My snot was blue for a week.

DO NOT drop a coal on your leg and stare at it for a good solid minuet going "Wow... that hurts!"

DO NOT think that a ball will pass through your head if you just sit still when it comes at your face.

DO NOT watch telletubies at 1:00 in the morning while drunk.

DO NOT lick circut boards of any type, they still have electrical charges in them.

DO NOT lick the metal in your freezer, the tongue does stick.

DO NOT jerk or jump really hard while giving blood.

DO NOT anger a female, for our wrath is pokey and sharp.

[roux58]

DO NOT get pulled behind a car while on a skateboard
DO NOT attempt to snowboard off a 20 ft cliff...in May
DO NOT date high school girls
DO NOT eat a tablespoon of cinnamon

[Capt. Morgan]

DO NOT get pulled behind a car while on a skateboard
DO NOT date high school girls

I've been lucky so far with the 1st... not so much with the 2nd. Edited November 11, 2008 by Capt. Morgan

[roux58]

sorry guess I should be more specific on the 1st one

DO NOT get pulled behind a car traveling at 50 km while on a skateboard

[gaia.plateau]

DO NOT attempt to snowboard off a 20 ft cliff...in May
DO NOT eat a tablespoon of cinnamon

What if you eat a tablespoon of cinnamon in like, 12 muffins, or something?
And what if you're snowboarding off a 20ft cliff in May on a 4000m mountain that is still covered in snow?

DO NOT get pulled behind a car while on a skateboard
DO NOT date high school girls

I've been lucky so far with the 1st... not so much with the 2nd.

Edited November 13, 2008 by gaia.plateau

[Big Boss]

Never go "surfing" on a van driving 40 miles an hour at 2:30 AM on a deserted country road.
-never make-out with a married woman on said van while traveling at 40 mph
Never agree to go ghost hunting in the middle of nowhere at 3:30 AM in a deserted house because your friends think you're "psychic" (I stepped on a nail)
Never put pour beer into someones glass of milk, even if it is a practical joke and the guy had it coming
Never mistake two bicycle cops for junior high d-bags, even if it is dark and you can't tell who they are
Never mix smokeless gunpowder with black gunpowder because you'll actually have to check to make sure you aren't on fire afterwards
Never call your fiance a "tard" even if you are in a heated argument (I didn't do that one, but my best friend did)

[Evildave]

Never get a "Prince Albert." For the love of (???), it's not meant to be poked with sharp objects.

HAHA, i actually know a guy that got that. With some hugeass, flag-like barbel that goes sideways. Dude even made a video of him "equipping" the albert ( aka inserting all the bits in). I don't think i'm ready to out-man this guy , not now, not ever.


As for shenadigans with friend's sisters and whatnot, unless you ask the friend first, it's anti-code. And probably an ass-kicking offense.