Things You Should Never Do

[Canon]

Things you should never do.. ill post mine and you post yours. rules are you should only put up things that you or someone CLOSE to you has done which you or your friend would probably never do again. drinking stories are a plus.

If you order pizza and it tastes bad the first time around, never reheat it and eat it again. it doesnt get better it only gets worse
Never wash down Doritos with apple juice
never pull an allnighter when you have to go to work the next day

your turn

[Bye bye now have fun]

never pull an allnighter when you have to go to work the next day

when i worked nights id pull 36 hourers so i could so something with people durring the day. as for not doing stuff, never put sicence to the test. a friend had a big blister on his hand and i asked what it was from and he said it was a cig burn. me being drunk and not beliveing him i lit one up and put it out on my hand. no blister right away. so i did it 3 more time then the first blister started to form. woke up with 4 nice blisters on my hand

[drabin]

never get candy from a stranger.

[gaia.plateau]

Never wash down Doritos with apple juice

But what if you're dying of both starvation and dehydration, and those are the only things you have?

never pull an allnighter when you have to go to work the next day

But what if you have to write a term paper, or engage in crazy tantric sex with Norwegian triplets?

You should never, ever put Parmesan cheese in your martini.
You should never, ever listen to a Dane Cook album.
You should never, ever try to fit an entire magnum wine bottle into your rectum.
You should never, ever waste a drop of Guinness.
You should never, ever try to cook your moe'ssal with a butane lighter.
You should never, ever delude or lie to yourself.

[Johnny_D]

You should never, ever put Parmesan cheese in your martini.
You should never, ever listen to a Dane Cook album.
You should never, ever try to fit an entire magnum wine bottle into your rectum.
You should never, ever waste a drop of Guinness.
You should never, ever try to cook your moe'ssal with a butane lighter.
You should never, ever delude or lie to yourself.

There is not much one could add to that

Apart from :-
You should never,ever piss of forum admin

[Stuie]

No matter how good it sounds Funyuns and Hawaiian Punch is never a good mix.

Never keep a lab puppy locked inside your house while you are gone... destruction is inevitable

[Pilgrim]

-never begin something with a crazy chick, no matter how exciting it seems
-never take too much money with you if you plan to get wasted, somehow you'll always spend it all
-never clean spilled soup with a vacuum cleaner

[Bye bye now have fun]

never give money to political interest groups because youll get crap like this http://therealbarackobama.wordpress.com/20...nra-ad-imagine/ Edited November 3, 2008 by GNUWorldOrder

[Arpomatic]

never, ever have sex with your best friends older sister

[Tuscani]

Never, ever, EVER! have a threesome with your best friends Girlfriend and very attractive sister....

[SuburbanSmoker]

Never believe a girl when she says shes clean or a virgin (doh!)
Never lend money to close friends
Never EVER ask a woman her age or weight. (only applies to older women from my findings and bruises...)

[Heelie]

Never EVER ask a woman her age or weight. (only applies to older women from my findings and bruises...)

Yeah, asking young women their age is often a good idea.

[fineout]

never drink until you blackout till 4am when you have an 8am physics lab in the morning
never keep dating a chick because shes hot and you think "shell put out if you stay with her"
never become an engineering student
never fall off a skateboard (or anything)going 50+mph
never tell a girl you were "on a break with" that you slept with 3 girls in the first weekend after said break started.
i got a ton..ill add more later

[Ralleac]

Never get a "Prince Albert." For the love of (???), it's not meant to be poked with sharp objects.

[Giant Ninja Robot]

DO NOT watch "Fear and Loathing" when drunk and already in an antisocial and twisted state of mind.

DO NOT mention how hot the bartenders are when out for your wife's birthday, even when drunk.

DO NOT leave halloween candy around when trying to muster up the ambition to lose weight.

DO NOT snort pixie stick dust. Trust me.

[r1v3th3ad]

NEVER EVER, ever date your fu*k buddy (can lead to engagement/marriage)

[gaia.plateau]

NEVER EVER, ever date

This.

[AKammenzind]

Never explain to your prude teacher that the reason you just shivered and let out a yelp was because you just felt the last bit of alcohol leaving your system.

[coplinb]

Never tell your woman that she 'probably wouldnt make it in as a stripper'

[joelhookah]

Never! take your rent money out with you when its a major holiday such as Halloween
Never! go to New Orleans with a friend of a friend who just got back off of an oil rig and get drunk when you are 17
Never! have sex with a crazy chick no matter how bad you need a place to stay (sidenote, this is why its good to get to know people before fucking them)
Never! trust anything with a vagina with your money unless its your mother
Never! let someone say they want to kill themself without offering them your gun so they will shut up for the millionth time

[joelhookah]

Never, ever, EVER! have a threesome with your best friends Girlfriend and very attractive sister....

Oh god you are the man! Friendless, but awesome!

[fineout]

.7liters of vodka chased with energy drink in 3 hours..dont do it Edited November 8, 2008 by fineout

[hippomania7]

never make macaroni and cheese using hookah water from the base after a nice long session...

[r1v3th3ad]

never pass out with your shoes on at a party...side-effects include:getting your knees shaved and a salad on your crotch consisting of lettuce, maple syrup, conditioner, and getting your face antiqued.

[gaia.plateau]

never make macaroni and cheese using hookah water from the base after a nice long session...

This one is valid.