Kathrynx Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Get you some Astroglide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 so your "chopstick" is stuck in the "hookah".. dont worry we have all been there, the best solution is to lube up the "hookah" and slowly pull it out. if that doesnt work then you can work on pushing it out from the other end.seriously thoguth, dont burn it, thats stupid. the wood wouldnt burn because its inside the hookah and youll just wind up ruining your hookah. push it out from the other end.. i hope you learned your lesson on where to put your "chopsticks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb1021 Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 QUOTE (Kathrynx @ Nov 7 2008, 11:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Get you some Astroglide...thsi may actually be a very good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattathayde Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 QUOTE (cb1021 @ Nov 8 2008, 12:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Kathrynx @ Nov 7 2008, 11:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Get you some Astroglide...thsi may actually be a very good idea.ok, no, just no, this will make it more difficult since it will probably make the chopsticks swell-matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvtaco17 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 ...just how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathrynx Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 QUOTE (mattathayde @ Nov 7 2008, 11:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (cb1021 @ Nov 8 2008, 12:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Kathrynx @ Nov 7 2008, 11:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Get you some Astroglide...thsi may actually be a very good idea.ok, no, just no, this will make it more difficult since it will probably make the chopsticks swell-mattThat's why you should get some lube that is not water based. Oil based would not make the wood swell...I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKammenzind Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 QUOTE (cb1021 @ Nov 7 2008, 11:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>thsi may actually be a very good idea.Damnit! You came back and didn't answer the question that's been plagueing me all day long! Why would chopsticks end up in a hookah? I could imagine how of course... but who and why!?!? Is it just me that keeps wondering this? Did I spend far too much time on the internet today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Go to Home Depot and get yourself a wooden Dowel that is just skinnier than the inside diameter of your hookah. This may cost you a dollar tops!. Cut it down so its like half a foot longer than your downstem get a hammer and the rest should be self explanatory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polychronius Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Reminds me of that old hookah saying: "Sticks and stems may break my bone.(But pipe-brushes will never hurt me)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 (edited) The first thing you're going to want to do, is find a trained monkey. Preferably one with a mustache.Now you're going to want to equip your monkey with a pair of his own chop sticks. Optionally, oil him and his chop sticks up with a lubricant of your choosing, to make the operation go a bit more smoothly. The next step will be to lay down on a couch, or some other object which is long enough for you to stretch out upon. Have the monkey stab the chopsticks through your eyeballs and jump on your head, until you learn not to stick chop sticks into your hookah.Finally, pour a small amount of lighter fluid into the stem of your hookah and ignite it, to remove the chop sticks currently blocking it.And I hope you've learned your lesson. Edited November 8, 2008 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattathayde Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 QUOTE (Kathrynx @ Nov 8 2008, 02:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (mattathayde @ Nov 7 2008, 11:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (cb1021 @ Nov 8 2008, 12:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Kathrynx @ Nov 7 2008, 11:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Get you some Astroglide...thsi may actually be a very good idea.ok, no, just no, this will make it more difficult since it will probably make the chopsticks swell-mattThat's why you should get some lube that is not water based. Oil based would not make the wood swell...I think.no wood will absorb both, hence why there are water and oil based stains. no liquid should be used on this-matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixPackSunday Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 boo on stealing the trained monkey joke!and if i had to guess... i would say that gnr with his mass ninja skills ATTACKED our friend, disguised as a chinese delivery boy. when our guy wasnt looking gnr threw two poison tipped sushi sticks at him, with only seconds to react he picks up his hookah stem and caught them both mid air!!!! there was then a raging fight where ninja came up just short of victory and was forced to retreat when he heard his wifes ringtone on his cell phone and realized he needed to tuck in the girls. that are it was mr green in the library with the candlestick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb1021 Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 so the problem has been fixed. wooden dowel at home depot did not work. i had to get metal rod, attach it to vise, and after some jamming...3 chopsticks came through the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinMoose Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 So how did you get the chopsticks inside there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinite Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 QUOTE (cb1021 @ Nov 8 2008, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>so the problem has been fixed. wooden dowel at home depot did not work. i had to get metal rod, attach it to vise, and after some jamming...3 chopsticks came through the other end.Are you going to provide us with a lengthy back-story or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb1021 Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 well it started with a wad of paper towel i stuck into the pipe to clean it. lost the brush.i used chopstick to poke the paper towel through. the chopstick is not long enough, so i put another one in. i thought the paper towel was stuck (which it was), so after putting some force, the chopsticks interlocked with each other (meaning 2 chopsticks were jammed side by side in the stem). so there was nothing else to other than stick a 3rd chopstick which got stuck. so i went to home depot with the stem, some employee there said "oh shisha malfunction i see". went for the wooden dowel, next thing we know, i got chop stick sticking out one end (stuck), and the wooden dowel in the other end (stuck also). went over to where they sell the vices, pulled the wooden dowel out, stuck a metal dowel (wow home depot got EVERYTHING!) and after some repeated jamming, 3 chopsticks came out and a broken wooden dowel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 You're a hazard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookah_hoop Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 LOL at this entire conversation! Best thread on Hookahforum yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staygone Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Now that the chopsticks are out, light them on FIRE. -QM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinite Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 QUOTE (QuiltedMaple @ Nov 8 2008, 03:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Now that the chopsticks are out, light them on FIRE. -QM/thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 No /Thread! We need pics of the retribution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKammenzind Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I think you're well on your way to becoming the new king of failure. Congratulations, your majesty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staygone Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 + = -QM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb1021 Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 im a real handy man though. this feat required more than 5 tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staygone Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (cb1021 @ Nov 8 2008, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>im a real handy man though. this feat required more than 5 tools.Could have only included one though, FIRE.-QM Edited November 8, 2008 by QuiltedMaple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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