Whats You Worst Smoking Session?

[Bulldog_916]

1st time I smoked Tangiers. Loaded up some brambleberry and didnt know how heat sensitive the stuff was. Threw 2 1/3rds of an exotica on my small phunnel and couldnt get it to smoke right in 30 mins of smoking. Such a crappy experience. Buzzed to hell, coughing my lungs up, felt shitty. Then I found love in the form of smaller coals and less heat. Been all gravy ever since.

[engineonmute]

heh, i never had super bad hookah. but i had an annoying cop that wouldn't my friends and i alone.
two nights ago actually.
it was late and we parked our car at a park and set up the hookah in the car. 2 mins later this cop pulls up behind us.
i open my door "hi...? its just hookah"
"OPEN IT! and lemme see all your ID's"
"ok...." and im like burning my hands as i try to peel the tinfoil off. when its finally off he's like
"oh! nevermind! i can smell it from here.... just hookah. i dont need IDs anymore. And this park is closed you need to leave now"
"ok, thanx officer..."
so we move to this place across the street which my friends insisted wasn't "closed"

same cop pulls up, sees us again, swings this U-turn and is like peeling out then skids to a stop in front of our car. he hurridly got out and said "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS CLOSED. I HAVE OTHER BUSINESS TO DO I CAN'T KEEP BLAH BLAH BLAH..."
just overly rude for no reason. he wasn't doing anything that night except following us around...

by that point the hookah mood was ruined, so we just went home Edited November 9, 2008 by engineonmute

[SixPackSunday]

umm... one of my first parties i packed the bowl and put the coals on... people in the room said they knew how to smoke hookah and would tend the coals.... came back 20 minutes later to find 10 people around it power hitting like crazy... when it came to me it was STRAIGHT coal taste.... horrid experience... i didnt smoke for a couple days after that

[Sethram]

I went to a friends place who had a tiny little Mya. First of all, his ball bearing was stuck so I had to unstick it for him. Second of all, he had a tiny bowl that was only a bit bigger than the diameter of the coal that he didn't break up. We burnt the shit out of that first bowl. So for the second one I prepped it for him and just used quarters of the QL. After that it was just peachy. Good thing is I got to show someone their faults in setting up their hookah.

[Stuie]

Just got done eating at a Mexican Buffet.

Canon came over and we loaded up Kashmir Apple, first time I ever smoked Kashmir anything. Couple pulls I was buzzing like crazy. Couple more I was running to the kitchen sink to puke...didn't quite make it. I like K Apple but it took a while before I smoked it again.

[MSosebee]

Uh Belgium charcoals (I had just taken 20mgs of Ambien just for the record) it was starbuzz out of my Mya Piccolo, and I got the genius idea (because it wasn't hittin hard) to put a fuck load for coals on top, so I had 7 scattered the top first pull, I thought I was going to die, but I thought that the physical coal pieces going down the holes and burning it, hit it a second time (coals glowed mean red) and I was an angry dragon then, my plan didn't work. And when I finally pulled it apart, the shisha was also stuck to the damn top causing the burning of the tobacco, the lesson is kids "smart ideas on Ambien are just stupid ideas", aside from that, I'm bringing my Mya mini to work tomorrow for a quick smoke on my break!!, hope I don't get into no trouble haha!