List Of Sweet Quotes

[Bye bye now have fun]

I just found a badass Mozart quote and figured id make a thread. So here are a list of mine

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. ... "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
--Robert Oppenheimer (btw he misquoted what he said)

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde

I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!
--Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
--Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.
--Ben Franklin

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
-- Stephen Hawking

I care very little for Salzburg and not at all for the archbishop: I shit on both of them.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

[SilentBob]

“There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them.” - Louis Armstrong

"If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead" - Layne Staley

"A nation that destroys it's soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people." - FDR

"A man's errors are his portals of discovery." - James Joyce

"Between two worlds life hovers like a star, twixt night and morn, upon the horizon's verge." - Lord Byron

"I can see the concrete slowly creepin'
Lord take me and mine before that comes" - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Some of my favorites

[joelhookah]

"Negro, that's all you had to say!" Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

[Hojo]

"The Edge...There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. The others - the living - are those who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when it came time to choose between Now and Later." - Hunter S. Thompson, Hell's Angels

"Inspiration, move me brightly. Light the song with sense and color. Hold away despair - more than this I will not ask."
-The Grateful Dead, "Terrapin Station"

"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story." - Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

[Nutshell]

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
-Cliff from Cheers.

[joelhookah]

Sweetest quote EVAR!

Willy Wonka: [springs up from his chair, angrily] Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy
[grabs a magnifying glass and reads]
Willy Wonka: - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!"
[slams the magnifying glass down, shouts]
Willy Wonka: It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get *NOTHING*! You lose! Good day sir!