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So when i went to my ex girlfriends house to pick up my hookah that i kept there,
since thats where we always hookahed she threw it at me and it broke.

it was a caravan egyptian hookah.
the vase completely shattered, and so did my tangiers phunnel bowl.
good thing the stem and my hose are still in good shape,
but now i have to order a new vase and phunnel.
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GNU I fully agree. Justice shall be served! And if you dont want to go to claims court smash some of her shit or threaten to until she gives u the money you are owed. (although the threatening might not sit will with the police.)
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If you want a really cheap vase, go to walmart and buy one of those 3 dollar plastic water jug things. Cut the top threading off and gasket seal thing should slip right in if you bought the right size. It is only a temp. solution as the plastic is sharp and will eventually cut the rubber seal, but it will work for now. My roommate and did this and it worked until we found a cheap glass vase. We figured plastic can't break, so ya.
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Duh.... You guys are so helpful. Proper solution? Stand on the sidewalk in the public right of way. Whip out the cell phone and make it clear you're calling the cops. She threw something at you. That's called assault. She damaged your possession in the process of assaulting you. That's called vandalism. With the boys in blue on the premises they would have encouraged her to settle it with cash on the spot and you'd be shopping right now. It fact, you might have had the money in hand before they arrived just to avoid even the potential for them taking her to jail.

'Rani
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QUOTE (BohoWildChild @ Jan 22 2009, 04:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Duh.... You guys are so helpful. Proper solution? Stand on the sidewalk in the public right of way. Whip out the cell phone and make it clear you're calling the cops. She threw something at you. That's called assault. She damaged your possession in the process of assaulting you. That's called vandalism. With the boys in blue on the premises they would have encouraged her to settle it with cash on the spot and you'd be shopping right now. It fact, you might have had the money in hand before they arrived just to avoid even the potential for them taking her to jail.

'Rani


Bingo. Should've called the popo.
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QUOTE (BohoWildChild @ Jan 22 2009, 04:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Duh.... You guys are so helpful. Proper solution? Stand on the sidewalk in the public right of way. Whip out the cell phone and make it clear you're calling the cops. She threw something at you. That's called assault. She damaged your possession in the process of assaulting you. That's called vandalism. With the boys in blue on the premises they would have encouraged her to settle it with cash on the spot and you'd be shopping right now. It fact, you might have had the money in hand before they arrived just to avoid even the potential for them taking her to jail.

'Rani


umm, if your lucky, this would happen...

remember, you're still a guy and she's still a woman.

not to mention the cops will think she broke your NH, and probably search you and tear apart your car.

your best bet is to take the loss. I mean hell, you're single now, you will have plenty of money for a new hookah.

Also, remember you have the pictures "only you will ever see" and if you dont have them, well, thats your fault for not getting them.
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QUOTE (NIGHTS OF BAGHDAD @ Jan 21 2009, 11:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
phuvkin ex girlfriends man..makes you wander how you where with them in the first place..all i can say is this..dont bother doing something in return..cops never believe guys over girls..she will make up some story and your screwed..mark it up has a loss and start over with your hookah..



So completely true. Call the cops, they show up, she bawls, bats her big red eyes at mr.piggy and makes up some shit, and you get a ride... seen more than one dude suffer this fate. Only way you win is to have a friend video every moment of contact you have with her.


Allot depends on your state, some are crazy-stupid. But just remember, they are following your VP-Biden's VAWA when they haul you to the pokey. Since you are on her home ground, and by the VAWA automatically considered to have made an aggressive move, or you wouldn't be there, she owns your balls when the cops show up, you are screwed. Unless... you think she is so trustable that she wouldn't lie to them to nail your ass. (If you believe that, you need therapy.)

After that the cops would be with me before I picked up any of my things.
You are in dangerous ground, DV bs is nothing you want to have anything to do with.
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That sucks man. I know I'd be pissed. Sadly there isn't much you can do that won't in in more trouble and/or frustration for you. EternalSoil had the right idea, cut your losses and use some extra cash to get yourself a shiny new hookah or at least a base and bowl.
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QUOTE (BohoWildChild @ Jan 22 2009, 04:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Duh.... You guys are so helpful. Proper solution? Stand on the sidewalk in the public right of way. Whip out the cell phone and make it clear you're calling the cops. She threw something at you. That's called assault. She damaged your possession in the process of assaulting you. That's called vandalism. With the boys in blue on the premises they would have encouraged her to settle it with cash on the spot and you'd be shopping right now. It fact, you might have had the money in hand before they arrived just to avoid even the potential for them taking her to jail.

'Rani


i'm sorry, im going to agree with the other guys...good luck pulling that off.
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i doubt the cops would do anything..all they would do is ask her if she broke it and she would deny it..and thats it..they would tell her to clean up the glass if its on her property..and to go your seperate ways..and if we have to come back to this location again we will make a arrest..and guess whos going?..
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QUOTE (GNUWorldOrder @ Jan 22 2009, 12:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wtf is VAWA? i hope is gives me another reason to hate that scumfucker


ViolenceAgainstWomenAct... aka the "men are always guilts act".

It's long and drawn out to read the whole damn thing, but the average single man should be very familiar with it, and the 1998 & 1999 DV laws.
Anyone with a living brain cell would be affraid of them... they are enough to scare you gay!
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