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Smoking your hookah while it sits on the coffee table can be risky endeavor, especially when you're with a group. There's always going to be the retard who tips it over or knocks a burning coal off the bowl. Avoid the problem entirely with your own custom-designed Hookah Table.

Built for four users, the Hookah Table is extremely unique in that it disguises the hookah pipe on three sides of the table so that you can choose who gets to see it. Similar to a multi-chambered <DELETED> "the smoke first enters the water chamber from the bowl then travels into the main chamber, where you will see the chamber fill up. From this point the smoke travels out the end into the hookah hoses."

<deleted> provides an online design feature where you can customize nearly every part of your Hookah Table, selecting from a variety of colors, wood finishes, bevel options, bowl types, and hose colors. We chose to keep ours monotone in the Kingdom Blue you see pictured above. The total price for the table comes in at just under $600 after you work in the tax.
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screw that DIY

check out my end table in the DIY section. thats where its at.
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I may have to take ya up on the challenge Night. I suck at designing via computer and most of the time I build a project from my head and jot a few notes at most. I've had an idea for a simple one for some time now. I will try and knock it out soon.
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QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 4 2009, 09:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm afraid to say that Knight_Of_Badhdad has taken a 7 day vacation in line with current
policy.

Read the rules chaps and check what your posting.

Sorry but we have to be equal.

JD


That gives me an extra week to build a hookah table wink.gif (trying to look on the bright side smile.gif I didn't really read the first post . I looked at the pics and thought that I would accept the challenge from the subject line.
So I challenge the rest of you to either build something or buy something and we'll see who comes up with the best one? I need a nicer table on my patio so I'm kinda motivated to kick ya'lls asses
ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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QUOTE (Scalliwag @ Feb 4 2009, 04:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 4 2009, 09:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm afraid to say that Knight_Of_Badhdad has taken a 7 day vacation in line with current
policy.

Read the rules chaps and check what your posting.

Sorry but we have to be equal.

JD


That gives me an extra week to build a hookah table wink.gif (trying to look on the bright side smile.gif I didn't really read the first post . I looked at the pics and thought that I would accept the challenge from the subject line.
So I challenge the rest of you to either build something or buy something and we'll see who comes up with the best one? I need a nicer table on my patio so I'm kinda motivated to kick ya'lls asses
ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Designing something more creative and useful than Scalliwag...Hmm, That sounds like a losing game to me, it simply can't be done.
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Forget about hookah tables we live in 2009. Hookah Tables were made back in the olden days. I want a hookah robot that comes to me on demand. It needs Voice recognition and a name. Also It needs to come with a name reset just in case I don't like the name it comes with.

I want my robots name to be Nemo. This robot will have perfect heat management and instead of blowing off the coals ash it will remove the coals and suck it off.

Lets get working on this. Edited by newjacksm
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QUOTE (newjacksm @ Feb 4 2009, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Forget about hookah tables we live in 2009. Hookah Tables were made back in the olden days. I want a hookah robot that comes to me on demand. It needs Voice recognition and a name. Also It needs to come with a name reset just in case I don't like the name it comes with.

I want my robots name to be Nemo. This robot will have perfect heat management and instead of blowing off the coals ash it will remove the coals and suck it off.

Lets get working on this.


You forgot about packing the bowl perfectly every time and lighting the coals for you.
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QUOTE (soldier92 @ Feb 4 2009, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Scalliwag @ Feb 4 2009, 04:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Johnny_D @ Feb 4 2009, 09:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm afraid to say that Knight_Of_Badhdad has taken a 7 day vacation in line with current
policy.

Read the rules chaps and check what your posting.

Sorry but we have to be equal.

JD


That gives me an extra week to build a hookah table wink.gif (trying to look on the bright side smile.gif I didn't really read the first post . I looked at the pics and thought that I would accept the challenge from the subject line.
So I challenge the rest of you to either build something or buy something and we'll see who comes up with the best one? I need a nicer table on my patio so I'm kinda motivated to kick ya'lls asses
ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Designing something more creative and useful than Scalliwag...Hmm, That sounds like a losing game to me, it simply can't be done.


Man, I think you're giving me WAYYYYYY to much credit. That or else you're gonna make something to kick mines ass and put me in my place ohmy.gif


QUOTE (newjacksm @ Feb 4 2009, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Forget about hookah tables we live in 2009. Hookah Tables were made back in the olden days. I want a hookah robot that comes to me on demand. It needs Voice recognition and a name. Also It needs to come with a name reset just in case I don't like the name it comes with.

I want my robots name to be Nemo. This robot will have perfect heat management and instead of blowing off the coals ash it will remove the coals and suck it off.

Lets get working on this.


Dammit Jack I thought said you wouldn't tell what we's workin on?!?!?!?!?!


QUOTE (Capt. Morgan @ Feb 4 2009, 06:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (newjacksm @ Feb 4 2009, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Forget about hookah tables we live in 2009. Hookah Tables were made back in the olden days. I want a hookah robot that comes to me on demand. It needs Voice recognition and a name. Also It needs to come with a name reset just in case I don't like the name it comes with.

I want my robots name to be Nemo. This robot will have perfect heat management and instead of blowing off the coals ash it will remove the coals and suck it off.

Lets get working on this.


You forgot about packing the bowl perfectly every time and lighting the coals for you.


Dammit Jack! You're even PM'ing the plans out now? ARRRRR!!!!! I mean ERRRRRRRR!!!!! wink.gif

Seriously though wait until you see how simple this idea is. You will be able to get everything but the bowl and ashtray (or at least the way I'm doing it with no homemade bowl or tray) It will double as a nice little table to sit around at with no clue it's a hookah table. It will be as easy as most hookahs to clean. It will use some shit you never expected to see but another one of those "why the eff didn't I think about that. One of those requires a trip to Harbor Freight to avoid paying more money than neccesary. We'll fire it up for Hookahstock as well.

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Oops muh bad! ohmy.gif rolleyes.gif

But in all seriousness, can't wait to see what you come up with next. My grandfather is a master carpenter it's unfortunate though that he's 87 and doesn't have the energy anymore. Well he actually does, but I am not going to ask him to build me a hookah table smile.gif He has all the equipment I will one day get it all from his house and try it my self.
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