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apparently i am predator


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funny story, it mgiht be one of those ' you had to have been there' but i sitll tihnk itll be funny

basicly im still not completely over my sickness there isnt anything
wrong with me except i still have a cough, and i was smoking the hookah
(making my chance to go into a cougihng fit high) and me and my friend
were cracking up reading a list of the 100 worst porn titles there are
some horrible ones (example: "let's play stain the couch" "adventures
of the fart bitches") and at one particularly funny one i laughed so
har di went into a fit beyond coughing, the cougihng fit was so intense
that my throat tensed up partially blockign the couchs, turning it into
a series of high pitched clicks and whistles and then my friend said i
sounded exactly like the end of predator 1 when the predator is
laugihng before blowing up, upon hearing this i started laughing again
and it made the fit even wrose to the point wher ei felt like i was
about to pass out and then i managed to force back the coughs and open
up my throat again
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