mitchard Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 QUOTE (newjacksm @ Mar 30 2009, 09:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Tom16689 @ Mar 26 2009, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Hippo_Master @ Mar 26 2009, 07:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>common name in New York, the guido. Most of the world knows them as tools or douche bags. skiiers, just the ones who drink Pabst on the mountain. You fucks, buy a good beer.Woah, woah, woah... There's a place they breed and it's called Long Island. Don't group all us good New York folk into that category. They only got there though by riding on a boat made of empty lip gloss tubes through an ocean of hair gel from a magical placed called New Jersey. (Guido's have blowouts, not faux hawks for the most part)PBR is the best you can get for cheap, but I agree if you're just sipping a pabst at a resort it's kind of dumb.Being from Long Island this is true. South shore is riddiled with guidos and guidettes who puff up there lips and just spray tanning lotion on there face and the rest of there body isn't tan. Or if they are rich guidettes they go to the tanning salon year round and they have a tan during Christmas. The Guidos have Beer Muscles 24/7 because they have 1 beer and they are already tippsy over here.I witnessed a fight in huntington village where 2 guidos took off there shirt yelled at each other and the other guy went to pee and they didnt actually get into a fist fight.What REALLY!?Guidos...It is so bad on long island some one made a website for it...http://www.getoffourisland.com/That site is full of so many lolz. Amazing work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippo_Master Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) I fucking love this thread. I do I do I doooo-oooo!haha after searching douche bags, there's a site called HotChickswithDouchebags . com. It's not as awesome as GOOI... but pretty awesome. Edited April 1, 2009 by Hippo_Master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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