chromecarz00 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Ok yall,looking for a penis hose, thats right a penis hose as a gag gift for one of my best friends, anyone know where or how?Worst comes to worst I can just drill out a dil but looking for something more premade...thansk in advance for an answer to this akward wierd but hilarous request.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchard Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 lolwat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaronIV Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 given this is very interesting... you probably wont find a hose shaped like a penis... there doesn't seem to be many bachlorette parties where women smoke hookah i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modisess Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 actually.. ive seen a pic someone posted here of a penis shaped hose.. hmmmm.. *goes for search button* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modisess Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 oh sweet! i found it! PENIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathrynx Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 If you are comfortable with it...Go to an adult store, get you a little something and try to rig it to a nammor or something!Cut the member* in half, hollow it out, and glue it around the original mouth piece.*Not hookah forum member, member=male genitalia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahwahoo2006 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I think this is a do-it-yourself sort of project. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inino Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 there are glass hose tips that a vendor sells that look pretty close to a penis. not sure which vendor though, maybe someone else does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boricua Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 You sure it's for your "friend"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuburbanSmoker Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 lol you can temporarily make them by getting a giant wood dowel, drill out the inside to fit over the hose then detail the outside. A may hose or something similar would be the easiest to convert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 QUOTE (modisess @ Mar 27 2009, 02:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>oh sweet! i found it! PENISLOL thanks, any idea where to find?Yah KathrynX thats my backup plan....Theres a hilarous story behind this, tucker-max esque, ill give you guys the pleasure when the storys through... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 the undertaker can turn you one out of wood. PM me or him if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinamon Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 the only penis a man should ever play with is his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunK Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 QUOTE (chinamon @ Mar 27 2009, 01:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>the only penis a man should ever play with is his own.hahaha yah for sure NO EXCEPTIONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDHarding Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Something you don't wanna hear during a hookah session.."Pass the penis!" Anyway, best thing to do is get a dildo and just run a drill from tip to balls. It's really the best way, and if you got a really realistic looking one with veins and all, that would prolly freak him/her the hell out. You didn't say if this friend was a dude or chick, so.. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDHarding Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Wait.. gotta add this..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNNz4an948k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 I guess thats what I'm going to have to do...its a she, we are in an intense game of suggestive gifts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang_steve Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Just make a tip yourself out of wood....take a lathe to it, make it look like a mushroom...then go about carving the mushroom head to the desired profile.For laughs, drill an oval hole on the endpiece so it looks more realistic. Just don't tell them you made it, otherwise they will probably ask you why you spent so much time and care on making a wooden dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinamon Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (chromecarz00 @ Mar 28 2009, 02:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I guess thats what I'm going to have to do...its a she, were in an intense game of suggestive gifts...dude, just sleep with her already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Just find some dickhead and shove a hose up his arse!!! HA!!! As long as it's not me I think it's a cool idea at least.This does sound like a really funny ass venture you are onto and I hope you video tape it and put it on Youtube. It would be a viral vid in no time flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of hooka Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Be careful because he might take it the wrong way LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDHarding Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 To rig the hose to get an erection.. that would be.. the best.. thing.. ever. Also, to have a hookah base that looks like balls.. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang_steve Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 There's a shop online that sells a NHT water pipe that looks like a giant penis...perhaps you can mod it into a hookah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyj316 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I wonder if Scalli's wood turning buddy could make a penis tip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (chinamon @ Mar 27 2009, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (chromecarz00 @ Mar 28 2009, 02:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I guess thats what I'm going to have to do...its a she, were in an intense game of suggestive giftsdude, just sleep with her already! QUOTE (JDHarding @ Mar 27 2009, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>To rig the hose to get an erection.. that would be.. the best.. thing.. ever. Also, to have a hookah base that looks like balls.. haha.Harding do you know any dildos that are drillable that do this? I'm so down to do that...an erection when you take a hit...feel it getting harder in your mouth...the white stuff comes out then it goes back to flaccid...EPIC!Hookah base thats balls...I couldn't do that haha itd be too funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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