entrailsgalore Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 dude texas ranger is the bible....I live by it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 8) here is one for you...." chuck norris don't do push up's, he pushes the world down...ahhh snap baby :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilqueToast Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Yea, well I heard that Chuck Norris uses liquid Viagra eye drops just so he can look hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 the virgin mary once mumbled chuck norris's name and immediately became pregnant with his son. due to the power present in the child people understandably thought jesus norris was the son of god and thus changed his name to christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 [quote name='MilqueToast']Yea, well I heard that Chuck Norris uses liquid Viagra eye drops just so he can look hard.[/quote] that one was sweet . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I still have yet to see a Chuck Norris joke get old. There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. There is no such thing as disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is no because he's gay. It is only because he has run out of women. One time, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so fast that his foot traveled back in time and hit Amelia Earhart in the face causing her to crash. Ok, I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 [quote name='Rich']Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. There is no such thing as disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. One time, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so fast that his foot traveled back in time and hit Amelia Earhart in the face causing her to crash. Ok, I'm done.[/quote] those are sweet, good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Courageous Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 lol, I heard a few of these the other day from a co-worker after telling him a few that I read on here and found funny. I don't even like Chuck Norris but I think these are funny as hell... Chuck Norris promised never to go sky diving again because he said that one Grand Canyon is enough Chuck Norris uses tabasco sause for eye-drops and he uses Viagra eye-drops to look hard Chuck Norris once kicked the down syndrom out of a 12 year old boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 "Chuck Norris promised never to go sky diving again because he said that one Grand Canyon is enough " LMAO, now THATS a good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Courageous Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 What do Chuck Norris and cheap highschool toiletpaper have in common? They are both rough, tough and take no shit from no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonsmettle Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 While walking, Chuck Norris came upon a boy crying that his lamb died. Chuck Norris then placed his hands on the lamb and revived it. He then delivered a roundhouse kick, breaking the lambs neck, and killed the lamb. Just to show that the good chuck giveth and the good chuck taketh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Steven Segaul once kicked the shit outta chuck norris. then he woke up and was roundhouse kicked to the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yonatan Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 chuck norris is the only man who beat a brick wall at a game of tennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Courageous Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo hides. Chuck Norris decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull. Two things can survive a nuclear holocaust. Cockraoches and Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosepotatoes Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 We are actually living in Chuck Norris' scrotum, planets are chuck norris' balls and chuck norris on TV is only a single chuck norris cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Courageous Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 @moosepotatoes: that thought scares me... much more freaky than the thought that we are living in "the Matrix"... if they made a movie on that it would a horror movie for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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