ryno Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 It's April 1st and that means I'm a slow one today.... I went to class a whole 3 hours early after my roommates set the clocks and my phone a few hours ahead... I'm still thinking of ways to get them back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuburbanSmoker Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 i switched out my roomates chocolate pre pump with a delayed version of a laxative. god payback is a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Im not doing any... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echotc Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I went to class today and accidentally left my purse at work. So I stop back by the office and my purse is hanging from the door with a note on it. Everything from my wallet (money, credit card, Ids, insurance cards) were hidden throughout my office. On the back of the note it just said "X marks the stop, start digging." ...IT'S RAINING TODAY!! My keys were buried about 50 feet from the office....and i'm still missing 20 bucks.I was a little upset but i deserved it.Last week my friend rode his bike to work and chained the frame to the bike rack, instead of weaving it through the tire also. His bike had a quick release for the front tire, so i took his tire and hid it. Its a good thing he didn't chain up the tire and not the frame or i would have took the whole bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafunk5446 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I dumped an entire 7-11 Big Gulp cup (the really big ones) full ice cold water on my girlfriend while she was in the shower this morning....she didnt think it was to funny I thought it was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Austin you wont be thinking that for the next 6 nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyj316 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I called my mom and told her I got my girlfriend pregnant...She jumped right back and said "You can't impregnate your right hand" FML... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echotc Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) R is not his real screen name.R(7:45:22 PM): tabithaR(7:45:29 PM): I'm pregnantechotc (7:51:05 PM): wow, want me to push down a flight of stairsechotc (7:51:19 PM): I'll do it for like 20 bucksechotc (7:51:27 PM): lot cheaper than planned parenthoodR (7:51:36 PM): noR(7:51:38 PM): i mean jessR(7:51:39 PM): is pregnantechotc (7:51:57 PM): don't believe youechotc (7:52:03 PM): tell me tomorrowR (7:52:09 PM): she missed her period and talked to me for the first time in 2 monthsR (7:52:26 PM): she's been avoiding me like the plagueR (7:52:31 PM): and being bitchier than normalechotc (7:53:11 PM): offer still standsechotc (7:53:21 PM): I'll push her down the stairsechotc (7:53:29 PM): $50 if she isn't in on itR(7:53:55 PM): as humourousR(7:53:57 PM): as i find thisR(7:54:01 PM): i dont think its fucking helpin gR (7:54:06 PM): what the fuck am I going to doechotc (7:54:08 PM): i don't believe youechotc (7:54:14 PM): its april foolsechotc (7:54:19 PM): you can't pull this crap Edited April 2, 2009 by echotc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 nobody got me this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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