Do You Have A Shisha Rule?

[delSol_si]

I got another rule..

No milk in the base! No cream, no milk, no dairy products of any kind. Infact, only clean water is allowed in there.

Try some tasty puff in your vase...you won't regret it. I would suggest blueberry.

[redjako]

Hardcore mofo's in here...lol.

I smoke so much I don't mind others choosing a flavor

I always control the coals, even if its not my hookah, just due to superior OCD heat management

[redjako]

I got another rule..

No milk in the base! No cream, no milk, no dairy products of any kind. Infact, only clean water is allowed in there.

Try some tasty puff in your vase...you won't regret it. I would suggest blueberry.

WTF is tasty puff?

I do like red-wine sometimes to "thicken" the flavor up.

[jayeee07]

Lol reading these gave me a good laugh and unfortuantly lowered my respect for most of you

[Balthazar]

While I don't have as many rules as most of the previous posters, I do have a few. One thing i find interesting however, is the point made by several members about something along the lines of "You don't get to take as many puffs as me, you don't get to ask for the hose". My hose, my shisha. Fair enough. While I may agree that nothing sucks more than freeloaders, I wonder: do you guys actually smoke with friends, or complete strangers? While I belong to the first group (just about every session I do is with close friends) I find the whole "don't expect to get the same benefit as me"-attitude to be complete bullshit. If you're mad about paying for all the shisha, all the coals and having to do both the preparing and the clean-up, here's a crazy suggestion: ask the people you smoke with to do their part. The whole "king of my castle"-attitude combined with hookah takes away all the relaxation for me. Which brings me to my first rule:

1. Everybody follow the same rules when smoking, everybody does his share of the preperation.

2. No time limit for each person intrinsically, but if someone hogs the hose for like 15 minutes he will be notified. Not that this is a usual problem.

3. The packing of the bowl and heat management is to be done by someone who knows what he's doing. But if you smoke with the same people on a regular basis you're obliged to show them the ropes.

4. No hookah while drunk or sick. Not for me, not for anyone else. A few beers is no problem, however.

[Cybersist]

1) If you are sick, or have been sick recently, or have a communicative disease, stay away from my good hoses. You might be allowed to use the cheaper hose. 4 port hookah ftw

2) No NHT in my hookah.

3) If you think its burning, let me know and I will determine the problem (half the time its not....tangier noobs lol)

4) I pack the bowls, ensures correct packing as to not waste my tobacco.

That is all

[delSol_si]

I got another rule..

No milk in the base! No cream, no milk, no dairy products of any kind. Infact, only clean water is allowed in there.

Try some tasty puff in your vase...you won't regret it. I would suggest blueberry.

WTF is tasty puff?

I do like red-wine sometimes to "thicken" the flavor up.

Here is the thread I started on tasty puff. Hope it helps.

I would agree, the whole "I'm better than you and get to make all the rules and choices because I own the hookah" is bullshit. I mean ya, out of respect, I expect the people smoking with me respect me and my hookah, but at the same time, I am not going to control the session. I personally enjoy others smoking with me unless they are a douche bag. It actually makes me feel good when I pass the hose to someone else and they take a hit and their eyes light up and go "Wow! That smokes amazing and tastes amazing!" I get a warm "yay" feeling knowing I have done a good job on the prep work and such.