Tyler Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 So, yeah...answer this greatest of all philosophical questions:What would Jesus smoke?My vote goes for either SB Marlette (Him and His wine) or Tangerine Dream...because seriously, even SB haters love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyj316 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Jesus would smoke Tangiers and Nakhla.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Wedding with Jesus : 1 full bowl of Layalina Jasmine.Vase : 1/2 Red Wine 1/2 Water.And would have Oyster crackers or pita bread to snack on during the smoke session ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balthazar Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 QUOTE (FSUReligionMan @ Apr 15 2009, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So, yeah...answer this greatest of all philosophical questions:What would Jesus smoke?My vote goes for either SB Marlette (Him and His wine) or Tangerine Dream...because seriously, even SB haters love it.Let's be honest here; Jesus would never smoke SB.My guess would be Tangiers Kashmir-Peach and Nakhla Mandarin.Oh, and this thread will look exactly like any of the "what's the best flavor?"-threads, calling it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coplinb Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Alright, now someone needs to make a WWJS? Tshirt with a hookah on it, whos up for the challenge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcbayern Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I dont think this is another "what the best shisha thread". I believe this to be a serious question.I believe in a traditional sense Jesus would have smoked ISFAHAN.http://www.hookahjohn.com/product.sc?categ...p;productId=121IN a nontraditional sense "a flavor of the gods point of view" I would say Probably SB BlueMystBut seriously, we all know Jesus really smokes "Christmas MIx"!!! You have to smoke something, made specially for your BIRTHDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 He smokes Tomback. Hes old school, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 QUOTE (coplinb @ Apr 14 2009, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Alright, now someone needs to make a WWJS? Tshirt with a hookah on it, whos up for the challenge?OMG I would SOOOOOO buy one !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang_steve Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Raptor Jesus would smoke the blood of the unbelievers.....oh wait, this is about regular Jesus....I think he'd smoke Fumari Island Papaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 QUOTE (mustang_steve @ Apr 14 2009, 07:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Raptor Jesus would smoke the blood of the unbelievers.....oh wait, this is about regular Jesus....Oh my God I laughed so hard reading that Steve...thank you.I'm thinking he'd go for some good ol Nakhla DA. And then walk on the clouds that came forth from his mouth. It'd be so cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchard Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Now there is no speculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) An impoverished carpenter who hung out with whores and who may or may not have lived two thousand years ago?Nahkla, no question. By all account, he kept shit simple. None of that Mizo bologna, for sure. I'd venture his favourite flavour to be...Margarita. Sour, yet rewarding. Which is how pseudo-historical reports have characterized Jesus' perception of the human experience.In the second coming he will put some AF Watermelon on top, the deliciousness of which will flood the world. Edited April 15, 2009 by gaia.plateau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Jesus was a man of change, he changed the old laws into the new. Jesus would not settle for traditional tobacco, he would try something new and pure while still keeping some of the tradition.Jesus would smoke K Peach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColibriDon Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Nakhla DA. The most smoked flavor across the world (or so I have been told) for the most popular religion in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalowlow Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I know this topic is all in good fun, but perhaps it's bordering on offensive to some that actually might have the crazy idea of worshiping this "Jesus" as their God.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplexCoda Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 QUOTE (shalowlow @ Apr 15 2009, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I know this topic is all in good fun, but perhaps it's bordering on offensive to some that actually might have the crazy idea of worshiping this "Jesus" as their God....Im a believer in Jesus and studying to be a minister of the Christian Faith. I do not find this offensive in any way. To answer the question.... I would say his traditional smoke would be tombac.His non traditional would prolly be a nice big bowl of Tangiers Kashmir. Of course I do have to agree with Canon and saying that He was a man of change and would prolly have been the first to put flavor in tombac. Somethig pure. Something clean. Maybe dates? Perhaps a wine flavor? Im leaning more towards the dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Maybe Fig or Prune shisha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalowlow Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 QUOTE (SimplexCoda @ Apr 15 2009, 03:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Im a believer in Jesus and studying to be a minister of the Christian Faith. I do not find this offensive in any way.Fair enough....to each his own I guess.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippo_Master Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 He would roll cigars with human flesh and fill them with live lambs. Then use the flaming talking tree to light it up. And the crater in Arizona as a ashtray. Then he'd die of cancer and be resurrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang_steve Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 QUOTE (shalowlow @ Apr 15 2009, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I know this topic is all in good fun, but perhaps it's bordering on offensive to some that actually might have the crazy idea of worshiping this "Jesus" as their God....True, I hope most folks realize this is just an amusement thread though. No sacrilage intended.Even my raptor Jesus comment...I joke about darn near anything...it doesn't mean I don't respect it....honestly, I tend to avoid conversation about things I don't respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia.plateau Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 QUOTE (Hippo_Master @ Apr 15 2009, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>He would roll cigars with human flesh and fill them with live lambs. Then use the flaming talking tree to light it up. And the crater in Arizona as a ashtray.I think you might be confused brah...Not Jesus. Not Jesus. Not Jesus. Not Jesus. Not Jesus. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1024 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 it would be out of a large phunnel for sure... but the tobacco hmmmm.... i think something like rose and mint, because he's kinda a sensitive guy.now speaking of which imma go drink some rosebud tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pusikle Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Jesus would smoe fools like you on the basketball courts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Next NHT comment gets a 7 day ban. if you try to walk on the fence you are breaking the rules.2) Do not discuss substances that are illegal in the United States. This is a US based forum and we follow US laws. See the separate sticky for specifics on Illegal Substances. You must be of legal smoking age in your home country to be a member of the Forum. Do not post pictures that include illegal substances or devices for smoking illegal substances. the only exception to this rule is in discussions regarding hookah misconceptions or problems you've had while smoking your hookah. In this situation use the terms NH for a non-hookah device and NHT for non-hookah tobacco. Any other use of these terms will be considered a violation of the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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