Twang Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Here I go... This boy comes down for breakfast and sees that his plate is empty. He asks his mom, "Mom, why do I not have any breakfast?" Mom replied, "You need to go do your chores before you can eat." So the boy walks outside to do his chores and a chicken runs by his feet so he kicks the chicken. Then while working in the barn the pig walks in front of him so he gives the pig a kick. Once he finished his chores he came back inside to eat and saw only a glass of juice. He asked his mom, "Mom where are my eggs"? Mom replied, "I saw you kick that chicken, no eggs for you" Then the boy asked, "Mom, where are my sausages? Mom replied, "I saw you kick that pig, no sausage for you" Then the father walks into the room and the cat walks in front of him, so he kicked the cat. Then the boy says, "Mom, do you want to tell him, or should I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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