JByer323 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 [b]Flavor Reviewed:[/b] Tangier’s Guava[b]Setup:[/b] MYA screw on acrylic[b]Ma’assel Total Weight:[/b] My guesstimate is around 110 grams or so. Again, this is one of the seven samples Eric was kind enough to send me.[b]Background:[/b] I have no idea what the hell a guava tastes like, and had to Google it to even know what it looks like. Bear with me.[b]Appearance:[/b] Dark, rough, and gritty. If this was any more manly, it would be David Hasselhoff. It’s juicy, but not quite floating away. As a side note, I do not consider David Hasselhoff juicy.[b]Smell:[/b] It smells like guava, I guess. It’s fruity, with a hint of floral. It reminds me of just the feeling of your various tropical fruits, almost heavy in the nostrils, but it has a faint citrus bite to it as well. I like it.[b]Flavor:[/b] This stuff is super tasty. It’s got the guava flavor that I can’t really describe, and almost a hint of grape fruit as well. It’s a very smooth flavor, and leaves you licking your lips for more.[b]Smoke Density:[/b] I’m fairly certain this is what ninjas used to disappear. They would fire up a bowl, exhale, and *poof*! No more ninja![b]Roomnote:[/b] Only one in the room was the dog, and she’s not telling me her opinion. I don’t know why I keep her around.[b]Buzz:[/b] It’s smooth. Like a baby’s bottom. Except a baby’s butt doesn’t make you feel this good. Unless you’re a sicko. This review is going downhill fast. [b]Overall Impressions:[/b] I like it, I love it, I want some more of it. It’s tasty, it’s delicious, and it smells good too. Plus, it’s David Hasselhoff approved. Yipee![b]Rating:[/b] 9.9 out of 10.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ataneja Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 sounds amazing, i'm gonna ordre some tangiers stuff when i'm done wiht my stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 You want me to make a baby's butt flavor? Pervert! Sick, pervert! Be ashamed!Great review, thanks, JB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spentkustard Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 David Hasselhoff + Your Review = Funnnie Sh*it Good Review Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookahEnthusiast Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 nice review JB....i really enjoy the detail and critque of them...keep um comin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LB] Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 how is the screw on mya acryllic? i have a friend who wants to buy one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JByer323 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 I personally love the Mya. Durable, breaks down into a jillion pieces, and smokes like a cheap hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I love the actual fruit guava, itd be interesting to see how the shisha version compares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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