Bye bye now have fun Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 As of noon EST the white house has advised everyone to stay off all roads and shut down schools so children wont die. You are advised to say in your home and cower in fear. Every day over 100 people vehicle accidents. That is almost the same amount of total deaths from the swine flu world wide and today it is about 99 more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Gasp! I shall leave class now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bye bye now have fun Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 i mean you know its reached an insane level when you get a spam titled "NEED 2 stop swine flew" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ04 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 my recent favorite was a radio ad for "survival seeds". "grow an acre of nutrient-rich crops... the ultimate barter item." i thought it was a spoof the first time i heard it, but no, they're for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Wow... seriously...this is getting WAY out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 seriously this swine flu is BS im STILL going to mexico at the end of july....its JUST THE FLU! im sure more then 70 people got the flu in the us in the past DAY but since it comes from mexico its probably gonna kill every living thing! Just like the bird flu, or sars, or the WMD's iraq has..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. B Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 EVERYBODY PANIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyj316 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 ITS A PANDEMIC!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!/hysteria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imsomint Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 At least it isn't rage. That shit spreads faster than herpes in a whore house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt-641 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 And should we also not open up our mail either in case there is anthrax or turn on our computers b/c of Y2K? It's like the world is about to end!!!or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tati Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Make your own Swine flu!!!http://www.awfulgames.com/games/pandemic/lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 QUOTE (Matt-641 @ Apr 29 2009, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>And should we also not open up our mail either in case there is anthrax or turn on our computers b/c of Y2K? It's like the world is about to end!!!or not y2k kinda of did happen. the way computer programs were set for the dates, it would have reset back to 1950. imagine what that could have done to you bank statement. People just blew it out of proportion by saying "planes were gonna fall outta the sky and the nukes will be launched"... I didnt know the year resetting in computers would make airfoil on planes stop working.But like anything else, its all over exciting crazyness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff_T Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 QUOTE (Imsomint @ Apr 29 2009, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>At least it isn't rage. That shit spreads faster than herpes in a whore house.But if it was, you know that would be awesome. Ever read The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead, I'm def ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 navigation systems that are in planes are run by the dates, almost all aircraft uses gps to time their clocks, if the satellites were reset to the 50's during the time change then that might have an impact on the airline industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyram Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 QUOTE (Jeff_T @ Apr 30 2009, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Imsomint @ Apr 29 2009, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>At least it isn't rage. That shit spreads faster than herpes in a whore house.But if it was, you know that would be awesome. Ever read The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead, I'm def ready...I am totally prepared for the zombie apocalypse, and I for one can't wait! I'm playing lots of Left 4 Dead lately in order to keep my skills sharp. I have 2 plans ready, one for slow, stumbling zombies, and the other for the rage zombies that are fast and schizo. I welcome any of you guys to come join me on my grandparents farm. Plenty of tractors and stuff to make fortifications out of, lots of cows for food, bring your guns! I know there are like 3 gun stores in town and more close by, so I expect fully to be able to make it there with the limited guns we'll have, and we can stock up.-ZP.S. On topic: Yea it's just a scare-mongering tactic so CDC and WHO can get their funding kept up. If we didn't have these kinds of pandemics that are killing maybe 100 people most taxpayers would realize they're a sham and might ask their congressman to dump the programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silversurfer Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 QUOTE (ryno @ Apr 29 2009, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Gasp! I shall leave class now! marvelous,how u r doing this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUBBS Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 EVERYONE RUN IN CIRCLES IN A DISORDERLY FASHION!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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