Be a friend and help a brotha’ out.

[Lukasa]

I know you all must be deadly tired of people posting threads about
"can u halp me?"  but indulge me, please, my good gentlemen.

I'm looking to buy some new shisha.  I have recently bought a new
hookah, its ~26inches tall, and a pretty nice specimen.  I feel i
need to smoke some excellent shisha out of it.  My shisha
expierience is limited to Nakhla (peach, double apple, orange, and
lemon)  I thought orange and peach were terrible, double apple was
just alright (not a fan of anise), and lemon is good for mixing with
other shisha.  Al Amir (Grape, Melon, Rose, Orange, Apple, Double
Apple, Strawberry, Mixed fruit)  Grape was by far my favorite, it
was juicy, thick, sweet, and delicious.  Strawberry was also very
good, tart and pretty flavorful strawberry ties with melon and apple
for second place but they could stand to have stronger flavor and
thicker smoke. Rose was very flavorful, but just... weird, hurt my
throat too.  orange was crap.  again, double apple isnt my
cup of tea.  Al Fakher (mango)  It sucked.  It was super
delicate, it burned harsh as hell with 1 coal, the flavor was
disgusting and the smoke was thin.  Maybe i got a bad batch/bad
flavor.

Anyway, what shisha should i get (and from what retail website) 
based on the info i gave.  Lay it on me my wise hookah-loving
friends.

[surfpico]

[quote name='Lukasa']I know you all must be deadly tired of people posting threads about
"can u halp me?"  but indulge me, please, my good gentlemen[/quote]What about the good, "gentlewomen?" This thread is full of sexist pigs.
I just thought I'd throw that in.

As for super sensitive tastes... I haven't tried much - but Al-Waha
seems like it might be your "cup of tea." Try it out and see how you
like it. If I'm wrong, good luck suing me. But I ain't got the money.Hope that helps, man.

[mushrat]

The brotha' be helpin hisself out by typing "review" in the search engine and reading the myriad of reviews people have done of every conceivable brand and flavour out there...
Quick hint...2 apple means Anise to some degree....

[HookahDuck]

Im suprised no one has said this yet- but it would be wise of you to pick up some AF Gold Eskandarani(sp?) Apple. It doesnt have anise, and sounds a lot like what you are looking for.If you want a tobacco with some SERIOUS flavor, look at the darker Tangiers ma'assels. Kashmir Peach, Cinnamon, and Kashmir Apple will knock your socks off.I havent tried any Fumari myself, but I've heard great things about their brand being very crisp and realistic. Check out Blueberry.Starbuzz, I havent tried as well- but I've heard even better things. Spearmint and Kiwi Strawberry seem to be well liked on the board.Hope I helped!

[Lukasa]

[quote name='mushrat']The brotha' be helpin hisself out by typing
"review" in the search engine and reading the myriad of reviews people
have done of every conceivable brand and flavour out there...
Quick hint...2 apple means Anise to some degree....[/quote]

This brotha' is lazy.  And i knew that double apple flavor
involved anise, i just always expect more apple than anise, im mistaken.

[Lukasa]

edit: i searched reviews

[MOSES]

I recently tried Fumari, and I loved it. I tried Tropical Punch & Exotic Mango. The flavors were amazing, one friend said that the tropical punch tasted like a "jelly belly" jelly bean. The smoke quality was nice also, very thick and tasty. I can't wait to try White Peach.