The 4 Signs You Should Smoke Outside.

[Charley]

the 4 signs you should smoke outside.

1 the fire department is 1 on your speed dial.
2. the insurance company will no longer cover your house.
3. you have taken to keeping a fire extingusher next to your hookah
and
4. your carpets look like mine.

[TheShishaDoctor]

the 4 signs you should smoke outside.

2. the insurance company will no longer cover your house.

Why? Have you ever had to call the fire department? Make an insurance claim?

[Charley]

the first 3 are jokes dr.

[Scalliwag]

I feel your pain on that Charley. You can only be so careful when you're drunk and I have some burns in my study to prove it. I'm getting some porcelain tile in a middleeastern theme installed within the next couple of months up there so that will help. I plan on having a persian rug but not near my desk where I smoke at as suggested by Ms Scalli

[ryno]

I feel your pain. IF i could get all the burns in the front room of this apartment in one pic, I'd post it, but it would be a several pics

[Tati]

Pictures soon...
Mine looks about the same as yours.
I just hope my landlord doesnt see the marks on the hardwood floor...

[Bookworm]

I smoke outside. But my "hookah bench" has a few burns.

[Sonthert]

What about "You disable your smoke detector."

[chinamon]

i have never dropped a coal yet.. or tipped over a hookah.

[redjako]

Muahahhahaha.

One of the places I rent out for an investor I lived in for 6 months..that was my "budding" hookah use, and ergo there are a few nice little Square burns in some key rooms. Lol.

I'm a clumsy bigish dude, but now I never transport coals without a tray, I treat my hookah like a 1 year old baby, and its golden.


However, a cheap silver flint BLEW UP in transit on a tray at a party and splinter ALL over a kitchen laminate floor...thank god the laminate didn't burn (weird).

[fiscellatj]

couple more signs, just that you smoke too much hookah.
1. your fingernails always have that black coal dust in them.
2. your fingers smell like glycerine and the last three mixes you packed.
3. you use more tin foil on hookah than food.
4. you keep a pair of tongs in every room
5. you have an extra bowl to pack your next hookah, before you are done with the one you are smoking

[NUBBS]

I have had my luck in the past. I had never dropped a coal on anything or knocked a hookah over. I have been there to save the people who do. EXCEPT last week, I dropped it on my couch!! Bummer!! on the arm too.