In The Name Of Oage!

[FamiliarJoe]

I seem to have made up a lot of BS words the past year with my friends when it comes to smoke ring vocabulary. Thought I would share..

Stirring : people walking around creating draft which destroys O's.

" MIKE! Stop stirring, we are having an O-off, stop bein a D-bag!"

O-killer : Usually female, someone who always pokes their finger through your smoke rings and destroys them before you get see them in all of their glory for yourself. They are also known to blow air directly at your mouth as your blowing O's. This makes it impossible to blow any O's.

"Charlotte is a typical O-killer"

Oage : When you decide you want to achieve maximum Oage, you have to completely make your room air tight, turn off all fans, turn off the AC, etc. Doing whatever it takes to make your O's perfect in your smoking environment.

"These O's are slackin, we need to seal this room for maximum Oage. Close that door!"

O-off : Usually 2 people in the same room blowing smoke rings decide to have everyone else in the room judge who blow's the best smoke rings over all. Winner...gets bragging rights.

"Dude look at those O's!! Mike....O-off"
Mike: "True"




Anyone else have any words they just use while they are smoking with friends?

[TheShishaDoctor]

Nice.... some well needed terminology for sure. Maybe we'll see it in Websters soon enough

[ilikemyusername]

'lot of four letter words come to mind when i'm with my friends.
theres a 5 letter word i like too.

[FamiliarJoe]

'lot of four letter words come to mind when i'm with my friends.
theres a 5 letter word i like too.

beer and booze?

[Scoop]

the only thing i usually say or hear when i smoke is "pass it already ffs" or "are you really gonna tell a story while smoking?" or "time to setup your own hookah?"...all boil down to bogarting

[FamiliarJoe]

the only thing i usually say or hear when i smoke is "pass it already ffs" or "are you really gonna tell a story while smoking?" or "time to setup your own hookah?"...all boil down to bogarting

I make sure I never pass my hose and everyone can share the other 3 hoses

I supply the hookah

I get a hose with no down town, it's just how it has to be.

[MechAnt]

"The hose isn't a mike!"

"Can't let it die a virgin" Refers to sticking your finger through the O and breaking it. It's also a line from "The Virgin Suicides"

There are many more but my friends and I have our own set of terms too.

[hookah hippie]

don't you bogart that hookah

especially cause its MINE

I live in a crowded home with 8 other people and we have a hundred people there throughout the week when it is a slow week.

I hate it when people assume they can just come in my room and smoke with me

No asking or anything drives me nuts

[ryno]

When ever someone is bogarting I always ask "Is that hookah hitting?"

[FamiliarJoe]

When ever someone is bogarting I always ask "Is that hookah hitting?"

whenever people come into my place or my good friends apartment to hangout I always say the same thing.

"THIS HOOKAH IS RIPPING!!! *hands hose to new guest*

Little do they know, that bowl has been sitting there completely burnt up and cold for the past 2 hours.

They never learn