EvansLight Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 If you give me your bank account number, ill give you 300kilos of baccy Oh you gotta love the interwebs, and its interdwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 And fish with melamine in it, and lead in paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 QUOTE (mushrat @ Jun 25 2009, 09:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE Hello,Adam Bliss Thanks for you soon reply. 1.Please let us know which kinds of shisha charcoal you are interested in ?we have 22mm/ 27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm. 2.We are please to send you sample first, but you should pay for the delivery. Could you give us your Express Number or ask the delivery company to our factory to take the sample. 3.What's the requirement about the packing ? which help us quote you sooner and correctly. Any questions please let us know and looking for you soon reply. -- Warm regards,KilaTel: ++86 20 86910770Fax: ++86 20 86910771E-mail : universecharcoal(at)gmail(dot)comWebsite:www(dot)universecharcoal(dot)comWell shit, nothing worse than folks not getting the joke...*sigh*Anyone that rights out "." and "@" in an email looses instant credibility with me. Like saying "Here's our site and are email but we typed it out in hopes you really won't contact us or check out our crappy site.Not to say they had credibility up to this point... just wanted to point that out cause that drives me crazy...or unless Mush changed then...They are still idiots, and he's hoping changing it will prevent us from doing something REALLY stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 no actually, that's how they sent it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 QUOTE (mushrat @ Jun 26 2009, 09:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>no actually, that's how they sent it. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezter6 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm sorry - if your "business" has a website - and you can't even get email through your domain and have to use gmail - you lose INSTANT credibility.That's aside from the uber cheese and fakeness of the email contents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 plus their site looks one of those million stock business sites from Template Monster that costs $15 for the site code and just change a few words and add a few photos. They didn't even change the stock logo that came with the site, I bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampy6997 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 QUOTE (mushrat @ Jun 25 2009, 09:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Well shit, nothing worse than folks not getting the joke...*sigh*Looks like an autorespond bot. I totally need one of those (bots). :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 ok, so lets see who can come up with the best reply shall we? It has to ALMOST make sense remember. The best one is the one I'll send back to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Can I try another one?引用文字=报价您好，亚当贝利士谢谢您尽快答复。 1.Please让我们知道哪些类型的希夏邦玛木炭你有兴趣？我们有22毫米/ 27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm 。 2.We是请向您发送样本第一，但你应交付你能给我们提供您的快递号码或请快递公司来我厂采取样品。 3.What的要求的包装？这有助于我们回复您越早和正确的。任何问题，请告诉我们，寻找您尽快答复。如果渴望我想作商业规模以便木炭一流来自中国。我想尽快交付超过答辩时回答说，我可以支付的货币单位，以换取。我有一些questionings贵公司决策机构的费用运到美国。将支付必须在院或美元美国人？我主张作出最大的顺序4吨或2万吨，最好的价格取决于你的公司可以提供给我们。多少费用20 '表面集装箱货物的成本价格向美国？将支付我公司必须前期第一或托运的运输可以支付抵达美国？多少钱shippings的职责，以美国国家？我想提出的木炭与秩序的最好的铅和硒含量。许多美国煤太低点铅和硒 contenting 我还想将寻找最好的污垢添加剂木炭。什么素质的污垢可additioning您的木炭？我宁愿用阿拉伯文污物的最好最真实的味道。我可以真正的第一个真正的进口阿拉伯语污垢如果你可以利用它 在木炭制造。最佳阿拉伯语污物已在骆驼毛的最佳调味品。这是最昂贵的进口，但值得将。我们要的是22毫米的木炭，木炭三十三毫米， 40毫米和50毫米的木炭木炭。如果我们获得订购4万吨，我们将购买1吨的每个。如果我们的订购2万吨两个，我们要获得可用的二分之一吨每一类型。我们将喜欢的样品，但要求每个浆纱你公司的信息和银行信息，以便我们能够使联邦布线转让货币单位帐户的法人机构。我们有兴趣也使进口土著动物从中国来美洲。它可能是出货的动物标本，以及给我们的木炭？我们可以为船舶木炭和动物在一起，或将我们需要两个单独的货物集装箱的动物和木炭？请发送给我们列出的动物，我们应该得到的样品，请我们正打算批发木炭和动物的非法移民在美国。如果您不是冷杉将出售的动物，我们仍然会购买一流最好的木炭从您的法人团体。我们将不需要猫或狗，或影响，但动物，如那些穷人在美国成立。我们所需要的包装盒英文。能够让您的木炭提供方块这些？多少此外将提供的这些费用？如果订单一流，最好的中国煤炭是在塑料袋，我们将如何摆脱袋？多少套袋我们的成本？此外，除了与动物的出货量，我们感兴趣的出货量，使茶叶可能。我母亲的唯一的儿子想要订购的茶，他的公司也。可以茶运或用木炭和动物或将这些作太大的混乱？所以，我需要更多的货物 容器我母亲的唯一的儿子？感谢你最言不由衷，亚当祝福主持人水烟祝福。In English:Price quoted text = Hello, Adam Bliss Thank you for your reply as soon as possible. 1.Please let us know what type of charcoal Shisha you are interested? We have a 22 mm / 27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm. 2.We are requested to send you a sample first, but you should be delivered you can provide us with your number or express courier company to take samples of my works. 3.What packaging requirements? This helps us respond to you sooner and correct. Any questions, please let us know to find the answer you as soon as possible. If you desire I would like to make a commercial scale in order to first-class charcoal from China. Delivered more than I would like to reply as soon as possible to answer that, I can pay the monetary unit in exchange for. I have some decision-making body of your questionings of the cost of transport to the United States.Will pay must in the courtyard or US dollar American? I advocated that makes the biggest order 4 tons or 20,000 tons, the best price is decided in yours company may provide to us. How many expense 20 ' Surface containerized freight cost price to the US? Will pay Our company to the earlier period first or the consignment transportation may pay arrives at the US? How much money shippings responsibility, by the American country? I want to propose charcoal and order best lead and selenium content. Many American coal too low point lead and selenium contenting I also want to seek the best dirt chemical additive charcoal. What quality's dirt can additioning your charcoal? I rather use the Arabic contamination the best most real flavor. I may the true first true import Arabic dirt, if you may use it in the charcoal manufacture. Best Arabic contamination already in Camel's wool best seasoning. This is the most expensive import, but will be worth.What we want is 22 millimeters of charcoal, charcoal 33 millimeters, 40 mm and 50 mm charcoal charcoal. If we get 40,000 tons ordered, we will buy 1 ton each. If we ordered 20,000 tons of the two, we can be used to obtain each type of one-half tons.We will like sample, but requests each sizing you company's information and the bank information, so that we can cause the federal wiring transfer Monetary unit account household the legal person organization. We have the interest also to cause the import earth 瘆 animal to come the Americas from China. It is possibly the animal specimen which produces goods, as well as gives our charcoal? We may for the ships charcoal and the animal in the same place, or need us two independent cargo container's animal and the charcoal? Please transmit the animal which lists for us, we should obtain the sample, asks us to plan the wholesale charcoal and animal's illegal immigrant in the US. If you are not the animal which the fir tree will sell, we will still purchase the first-class best charcoal from yours corporate body. We will not need the cat or the dog, or influence, but the animal, like these poor people establishes in the US. We need packing box English. Can let your charcoal provide block these? How many in addition will provide these expenses? If order form first-class, the best Chinese coal is modelling.Moreover, in addition to shipments of animals, we are interested in the volume, so that tea may be. My mother's only son would like to order the tea, his company also. Tea or can be shipped or charcoal and animal too much to the confusion? Therefore, I need more containers of goods of my mother's only son? Thank you for the most insincere, Adam Moderator blessing blessing hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 heh...this should be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasHookah Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Hahaha...nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjako Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 QUOTE (mushrat @ Jun 23 2009, 06:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE Hello,my dear friendThis is Kila from Universe Charcoal Limited of China.Please turn the email to your purchase department or correlative person, thank you!We are pleased to get to konw that you are presently on the market for shisha/hookah charcoal,and as aspecialized manufacturer and exporter for this product in China.Herewith please find our competitive offer as follows:Product:shisha/hookah charcoalSpecification: Diameter 22mm/27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm,Thickness 12mm;Packing:10tablets/roll,20rolls/box,30boxes/carton, can be adjust by customer. Quantity:as per your requirementPayment:T/T,L/C Shipment:promptSample: freeSample delivery: by customerProduct pictures and price list will be sent to you upon your request,and a small sample could also besent to you for your final checking if the price is finally acceptable.Please kindly check and looking for your early reply.Warm regards,KilaUmmmm..no, but thanks anyways. Lolz...ill bet you turn down your winning bank account / lotto / transaction from nigeria?Come on man!In all seriousness though, have you tried contacting Exotica themselves? Detailed your complaints, how much you go through, tell em you WILL be expanding yada yada..might get a few new cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santino Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 QUOTE (redjako @ Jun 28 2009, 02:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (mushrat @ Jun 23 2009, 06:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE Hello,my dear friendThis is Kila from Universe Charcoal Limited of China.Please turn the email to your purchase department or correlative person, thank you!We are pleased to get to konw that you are presently on the market for shisha/hookah charcoal,and as aspecialized manufacturer and exporter for this product in China.Herewith please find our competitive offer as follows:Product:shisha/hookah charcoalSpecification: Diameter 22mm/27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm,Thickness 12mm;Packing:10tablets/roll,20rolls/box,30boxes/carton, can be adjust by customer. Quantity:as per your requirementPayment:T/T,L/C Shipment:promptSample: freeSample delivery: by customerProduct pictures and price list will be sent to you upon your request,and a small sample could also besent to you for your final checking if the price is finally acceptable.Please kindly check and looking for your early reply.Warm regards,KilaUmmmm..no, but thanks anyways. Lolz...ill bet you turn down your winning bank account / lotto / transaction from nigeria?Come on man! In all seriousness though, have you tried contacting Exotica themselves? Detailed your complaints, how much you go through, tell em you WILL be expanding yada yada..might get a few new cases.Careful with that can of worms you're holding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Im just waiting for one to say"You of buying my coals of hookah, me love you long time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 QUOTE (redjako @ Jun 28 2009, 04:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (mushrat @ Jun 23 2009, 06:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE Hello,my dear friendThis is Kila from Universe Charcoal Limited of China.Please turn the email to your purchase department or correlative person, thank you!We are pleased to get to konw that you are presently on the market for shisha/hookah charcoal,and as aspecialized manufacturer and exporter for this product in China.Herewith please find our competitive offer as follows:Product:shisha/hookah charcoalSpecification: Diameter 22mm/27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm,Thickness 12mm;Packing:10tablets/roll,20rolls/box,30boxes/carton, can be adjust by customer. Quantity:as per your requirementPayment:T/T,L/C Shipment:promptSample: freeSample delivery: by customerProduct pictures and price list will be sent to you upon your request,and a small sample could also besent to you for your final checking if the price is finally acceptable.Please kindly check and looking for your early reply.Warm regards,KilaUmmmm..no, but thanks anyways. Lolz...ill bet you turn down your winning bank account / lotto / transaction from nigeria?Come on man!In all seriousness though, have you tried contacting Exotica themselves? Detailed your complaints, how much you go through, tell em you WILL be expanding yada yada..might get a few new cases.heh, um..ya..that's been tried before..trust me on this one. The owners at Exotica are liars and cheats. Lets leave it that hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Gabriel is an OK guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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