kvtaco17 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask. http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 lmfao roflNice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamWhee Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'd sleep with her one last time, with a video cam in secret and post it on whale-tail.com <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvtaco17 Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 QUOTE (IamWhee @ Jun 23 2009, 08:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd sleep with her one last time, with a video cam in secret and post it on whale-tail.com <3You did click on the pic right... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamWhee Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Of course. I'd still totally put in on whale-tail to teach that dirty skirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 dang you got me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvtaco17 Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 Amazing what innuendo does no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingsMaster Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 got me, lol, for a second i really thought that your dad was messin around with your girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Horn Hookah Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 QUOTE (kvtaco17 @ Jun 23 2009, 08:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpgBEST PIC EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashes87 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wow, at first I was like, wth, and then when I saw the picture, it clicked.Very nice, and I got a good laugh out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplexCoda Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 At first i was like so you and i are brothers then huh? But then i saw that picture and i was like oh screw you man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I think you should see if your GF is ok with you doubling teaming your meat in with your father's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotsi95 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 dont put your meat back in her. It will come out all hot, red, and dry....TRUST ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralleac Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 QUOTE (IamWhee @ Jun 23 2009, 05:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course. I'd still totally put in on whale-tail to teach that dirty skirt.Well, make sure it's unplugged first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hojo Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 You just got the fuck out of me. Hearty lols all around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnaby Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 saw this over on ebaumnation.. good repost for sure.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueSmoker Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) I've got my dad eye humping my girl bout it. But dude i'd kick her ass to the curb and throw all her shit out for her to pick up. And I should have looked at the picture first lol Edited June 24, 2009 by RogueSmoker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowspeedchase Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 This was hilarious. You are a champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karot Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Make sure she's really turned on and hot, and then plant a good old fashioned stanley steamer, that'll teach her. Then leave so your dad can come sweep her off her feet and clean up the shitty mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherwood Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I loled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvtaco17 Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 QUOTE (cotsi95 @ Jun 24 2009, 03:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>dont put your meat back in her. It will come out all hot, red, and dry....TRUST ME!Siggie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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