Majid Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'll start-I am a great admirer of the 1973 musical Jesus Christ Superstar. Seriously, it's a masterpiece. -I just ate a pickle that was totally moldy after rinsing it for a sec.-I got caught staring at the breastesses of my sisters best friend yesterday. (she didn't say anything. In my defense, i was at the top of the stairs and she was walking up towards me with massive cleavage showing)-I get lost all the time, even in places i've already visited more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 i drink soda that has been sitting out for 2-8 days...i'd probably drink soda older than 8 days, but haven't had the opportunity yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikemyusername Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 my pinky toenail grows vertically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchy Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm edging to 25, been smoking for 5+ years and my mother only recently found out I smoke O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvtaco17 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I sell insurance... nuff said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingsMaster Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (kvtaco17 @ Jul 20 2009, 12:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I sell insurance... nuff said...lol always good for a laughmy left eyebrow is not fully connected to my face and sometimes droops a bit.. sad but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueSmoker Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 My wife is always out of town so I find myself talking to myself alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelios Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I love Mariah Carey's music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newjacksm Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) When I drank a whole bottle of scotch whisky I pretended to crap on this girls lawn. To this day, people think I did even though I swear I didnt. Edited July 20, 2009 by newjacksm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1v3th3ad Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I considered marrying my right hand, but realized shes just a dirty whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampy6997 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm really pretty, so I'm always taken back when people ask "what's wrong with your face?" me: "what?!" "on your eyebrow" "oh...it's a birthmark. It's not big, but for some reason people see a red mark on someone's face and assume they're being injured by someone. But yeah, "what's wrong with your face?" gets me every time. I've had relationships where 3 months in I'll get the question...and I'll be like..."it's...BEEN there." LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesha1 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I have one testicle.Damn you Cancer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (Majid @ Jul 19 2009, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>-I am a great admirer of the 1973 musical Jesus Christ Superstar. Seriously, it's a masterpiece.+1 that is an amazing musical, truly amazing. I have the VHS, do you know where to find the DVD? or do they even make it on DVD?I also enjoy Fiddler on the Roof...actually going to a live performance of it this weekend at the opera house with my parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesha1 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (delSol_si @ Jul 20 2009, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Majid @ Jul 19 2009, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>-I am a great admirer of the 1973 musical Jesus Christ Superstar. Seriously, it's a masterpiece.+1 that is an amazing musical, truly amazing. I have the VHS, do you know where to find the DVD? or do they even make it on DVD?I also enjoy Fiddler on the Roof...actually going to a live performance of it this weekend at the opera house with my parents How old are you? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chromecarz00 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (Vampy6997 @ Jul 20 2009, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'm really prettyThats not embarassing...I stopped beating it, and I don't know why...Just realized that thats not a good combo of statements... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampy6997 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (chromecarz00 @ Jul 20 2009, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Vampy6997 @ Jul 20 2009, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'm really prettyThats not embarassing...I stopped beating it, and I don't know why...Just realized that thats not a good combo of statements...lolll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (shesha1 @ Jul 20 2009, 02:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (delSol_si @ Jul 20 2009, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Majid @ Jul 19 2009, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>-I am a great admirer of the 1973 musical Jesus Christ Superstar. Seriously, it's a masterpiece.+1 that is an amazing musical, truly amazing. I have the VHS, do you know where to find the DVD? or do they even make it on DVD?I also enjoy Fiddler on the Roof...actually going to a live performance of it this weekend at the opera house with my parents How old are you? Just asking.23, only living with my parents for the summer as I am still in college and enjoy dorm living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesha1 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (delSol_si @ Jul 20 2009, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (shesha1 @ Jul 20 2009, 02:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (delSol_si @ Jul 20 2009, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Majid @ Jul 19 2009, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>-I am a great admirer of the 1973 musical Jesus Christ Superstar. Seriously, it's a masterpiece.+1 that is an amazing musical, truly amazing. I have the VHS, do you know where to find the DVD? or do they even make it on DVD?I also enjoy Fiddler on the Roof...actually going to a live performance of it this weekend at the opera house with my parents How old are you? Just asking.23, only living with my parents for the summer as I am still in college and enjoy dorm living.I think thats very cool you take an intrest in plays and such at your age. Those were the last things on my mind when I was 23, but you will be a better person for it. Edited July 20, 2009 by shesha1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charley Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 this is a hard one for me to reply to as i have no seance of shame. ok story time i guess. i imagine this would be embarrassing for other ppl.i was making dinner for my ex one night. fried chicken, ranch mashed potatoes, and a salad.well i had the chicken frying the potatoes boiling. i went to put the oil back in the cabinet and dropped it on the counter the lid came off covering me from head to toe in oil and knocking the veggies for the salad on the floor well since i was covered in oil and didnt want to get it everywhere i took my pants and shirt off and proceeded to clean the oil up that was on the floor then i picked up the veggies. well i get everything picked up but 1 veggie and the oil bottle i reach down and grab the veggie and then pick the oil bottle up just as my ex walks in. the only thing she sees is me in my underwear covered from head to toe in oil holding the bottle and a cucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralleac Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I had the chicken pox when I was 5. I had free reign of the street I lived on without too much supervision most of the time. Anyway, I escaped the babysitter and went door to door showing off one on my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imsomint Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 QUOTE (delSol_si @ Jul 20 2009, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Majid @ Jul 19 2009, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>-I am a great admirer of the 1973 musical Jesus Christ Superstar. Seriously, it's a masterpiece.+1 that is an amazing musical, truly amazing. I have the VHS, do you know where to find the DVD? or do they even make it on DVD?the newer version (2000) is way better imo (the one that's all post-apocalyptic)I LOVE musicals as well, no matter how silly or feminine, well that's not true I'll always hate ABBA. But I enjoyed Grease and Cats amongst others.anywho...My first time masturbating was to thoughts of a female cartoon character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashes87 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) I am almost 22 and I still sleep with my teddy bear and wear fleecy Cheshire Cat pj bottoms. Edited July 21, 2009 by ashes87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 oh, i like Disney Movies too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashes87 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I collect Disney movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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