Eric’s Charcoal Reviews:Canary Japanese

[Sonthert]

[Sonthert]

Crap!






Charcoal Ratings






Subject:
Canary Japanese Coals






General (0)








UPC
None






Weight
24g/bar, 20 bars/box





Total Weight
480
g





Appearance
Awful, nightmarish appearance,
poorly formed, rough coating




3 bricks/bar rather than four




Notes
Score marks are weak or not present.
If they have hookahs in Hell,




This must be the charcoal they use


Lighting (15)








Lights Easily
[3]
2





Odorless
[3]
1





Doesn't Crumble
[3]
3





Doesn't go out
[3]
1





Doesn’t Spark
[3]
0





Notes
Occasionally sparks badly
or even explodes





Total
7



Smoking (80)








Odorless 
[5]
2





Flavorless
[40]
25





Longevity
[10]
8





Doesn't Crumble
[10]
10





Temperature
[10]
5





Relights on other coals
[5]
3





Notes
Smokes Awful, sulfury
flavor, like licking a BBQ grill



These coals will mask the strongest
of flavors.







Total
53



Ash (5)








Ash
[5]
0





Notes
White powder that sticks
to everything





Total
0






Grand Total
60



Estimated
Retail Price


$10



Comments
Easily the worst Japanese coal on
the market and overpriced. Buy something else


This box
opens at the end, like a box of crackers, while  the far better Golden Coals


open like a
cigar box. Also these are wrapped in plastic, while the Goldens are naked