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Can I Tap That?


newjacksm

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Oh this site is going to get me in trouble. Already txt'ed everyone on my phone to ask Yo, can i tap that?

Best One:
Me: Yo. Can I tap that?
Her: WHAT!?!?
ME: CAN I TAP THAT? You got problems with your phone?
Her: no, but what the f**k?! Is your wife right there?!
ME: Yeah, she says answer the question.
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THAT SITE IS THE BEST FML and TFLN have nothing on this site.



QUOTE
Me: Heyy
Her: Hey!
Me: So, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your dick gets longer than 2 inches.


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Me: I have a serious question for you. When can I tap that??
Her: That sounds very serious indeed...
Me: And I demand a serious answer.
Her: Tuesday, 4:37pm?
Me: It's a deal
Her: Marvelous, location?
Me: I don't care where I stick it. It's your choice.
Her: Aren't you charming...
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