Craziest Hookah Session

[gaia.plateau]

One time there were werewolves.

[Genie]

The first time I smoked I vomited all over some girl that was passed out... she sucks though, so it's all good.

Too bad she's not on the forum. This should be her crazy session story.

I was with a bunch of people smoking hookah one night, I got drunk and passed out. When I woke up, someone had puked all over me. I probably deserved it, I'm a jerk when I drink, but still.....

[gaia.plateau]

The first time I smoked I vomited all over some girl that was passed out... she sucks though, so it's all good.

Too bad she's not on the forum. This should be her crazy session story.

I was with a bunch of people smoking hookah one night, I got drunk and passed out. When I woke up, someone had puked all over me. I probably deserved it, I'm a jerk when I drink, but still.....

Diamonds to dimes she either believed or was convinced that it was her own. Edited August 30, 2009 by gaia.plateau

[Tom1]

convinced that it was her own.

It was all over her back.

[TheEVK]

Alright, I have one for ya'll as well.

After having been explicitly asked not to smoke in the house that I was renting at the time, it was storming like hell outside, and being alone in the house at the time, decided to smoke in my living room, thinking after the storm I could open the windows and vent the house. So hookah on the table, coals hot as a million hells atop it, I sat down to enjoy my smoke and watch the storm. Ffteen minutes into my session, I decided to get up to get a beverage. Coming back in the room with a diet coke, I tripped over the leg of a chair, and wound up throwing myself on the table, knocking over the hookah, coal flew onto my couch, where I knocked it off with my hand onto the carpet that had just been put in the house before we rented it. The coals not only burned a nice dime sized hole in the carpet, but singed one into the microfiber on my couch, and because my coke had spilled all over the front of the couch and the carpet, it was no help in extinguishing the coals. This being the second time I used the hookah without changing the water, it made a lovely stain on the new light beige carpet. From then on, the kitchen became the place for my rare indoor sessions.

EVK

[Genie]

Alright, I have one for ya'll as well.

After having been explicitly asked not to smoke in the house that I was renting at the time, it was storming like hell outside, and being alone in the house at the time, decided to smoke in my living room, thinking after the storm I could open the windows and vent the house. So hookah on the table, coals hot as a million hells atop it, I sat down to enjoy my smoke and watch the storm. Ffteen minutes into my session, I decided to get up to get a beverage. Coming back in the room with a diet coke, I tripped over the leg of a chair, and wound up throwing myself on the table, knocking over the hookah, coal flew onto my couch, where I knocked it off with my hand onto the carpet that had just been put in the house before we rented it. The coals not only burned a nice dime sized hole in the carpet, but singed one into the microfiber on my couch, and because my coke had spilled all over the front of the couch and the carpet, it was no help in extinguishing the coals. This being the second time I used the hookah without changing the water, it made a lovely stain on the new light beige carpet. From then on, the kitchen became the place for my rare indoor sessions.

EVK

Oh, man, total disaster!

[cgore]

The first time I smoked I vomited all over some girl that was passed out... she sucks though, so it's all good.

you just made my sig.

[twoapplesplease]

OK so there I was at this small party some 20 people there just kicking back late night.Me and 2 buddies were hold up in a corner smoking some nakhla mint and watching pulp fiction.And Whammo! S.W.A.T. team kicks down the door and about 20 Fully Loaded S.W.A.T. dudes in full armor and face shields with flashlights atached to there M-16 secure each room text book style.Have every one motion less, than 2 F.B.I. agents cordnated the rest of the operation.They were after some dude that was there seemed like a bit of overkill for 1 guy.All that and one arrest seems like they could have nabbed him in the day time low key style but I think they were looking for bounus points.
Anyways I'll never forget sitting there watching pulp fiction smoking nakhla mint than instantly having a flashlight and an M-16 in my face.Also expalning my hookah to the FBI was intresting

[cgore]

OK so there I was at this small party some 20 people there just kicking back late night.Me and 2 buddies were hold up in a corner smoking some nakhla mint and watching pulp fiction.And Whammo! S.W.A.T. team kicks down the door and about 20 Fully Loaded S.W.A.T. dudes in full armor and face shields with flashlights atached to there M-16 secure each room text book style.Have every one motion less, than 2 F.B.I. agents cordnated the rest of the operation.They were after some dude that was there seemed like a bit of overkill for 1 guy.All that and one arrest seems like they could have nabbed him in the day time low key style but I think they were looking for bounus points.
Anyways I'll never forget sitting there watching pulp fiction smoking nakhla mint than instantly having a flashlight and an M-16 in my face.Also expalning my hookah to the FBI was intresting

Damn. What did they say about it? Anyone of them smoke it?

[twoapplesplease]

sadly ther was still a good 45min left to the bowl of nakhla.They had a sniff and examined it awhile but after having a good look around everyone was told to go home

[RingsMaster]

sadly ther was still a good 45min left to the bowl of nakhla.They had a sniff and examined it awhile but after having a good look around everyone was told to go home

thats ridiculous, can you say FBI owes money for a door lol and the fact that most people crapped their pants, fresh pants for everyone!!!

[baumann]

This doesn't have much to do with a session, but my old roommate and I found an Abyss stem in a bush a block away from our house.
http://www.hookah-shisha.com/store/pc/cata...3_Black---L.jpg

We had a party a couple of days later and attached it to a milk jug and it smoked pretty well.

Oh and I was at my girlfriend's little brother's place and he didn't want his mom to know we were smoking in the house. When we went to place the lit natural coals on a GLASS FFFUC*ING PLATE WTF to bring them upstairs, the plate shattered EVERYWHERE!! I told him we should put some foil over the plate, but I guess we just decided not to do that..how dumb can a situation get?
Anyway, there were giant nastyass marks on the linoleum floor and luckily his mom didn't wake up.

[cgore]

This doesn't have much to do with a session, but my old roommate and I found an Abyss stem in a bush a block away from our house.
http://www.hookah-shisha.com/store/pc/cata...3_Black---L.jpg

We had a party a couple of days later and attached it to a milk jug and it smoked pretty well.

Oh and I was at my girlfriend's little brother's place and he didn't want his mom to know we were smoking in the house. When we went to place the lit natural coals on a GLASS FFFUC*ING PLATE WTF to bring them upstairs, the plate shattered EVERYWHERE!! I told him we should put some foil over the plate, but I guess we just decided not to do that..how dumb can a situation get?
Anyway, there were giant nastyass marks on the linoleum floor and luckily his mom didn't wake up.

LOL. thats a really nice hookah though

[RingsMaster]

This doesn't have much to do with a session, but my old roommate and I found an Abyss stem in a bush a block away from our house.
http://www.hookah-shisha.com/store/pc/cata...3_Black---L.jpg

We had a party a couple of days later and attached it to a milk jug and it smoked pretty well.

Oh and I was at my girlfriend's little brother's place and he didn't want his mom to know we were smoking in the house. When we went to place the lit natural coals on a GLASS FFFUC*ING PLATE WTF to bring them upstairs, the plate shattered EVERYWHERE!! I told him we should put some foil over the plate, but I guess we just decided not to do that..how dumb can a situation get?
Anyway, there were giant nastyass marks on the linoleum floor and luckily his mom didn't wake up.

sweet deal free hookah

[Travis]

Ta da! Speak and thou shalt be spoken to.

Have you guys ever been to a lounge and thought it was so bad you would just rather go home and smoke?

All the time.
Everyone im with ends up comin back to my house and i get 3 or 4 pipes goin at once.
Kinda like my own personal lounge lol.

[Travis]

My first hookah experience was at this local hookah bar in Kentucky called cafe 360. We smoked orange mango out of this huge all metal pipe, and it tasted awesome Not sure what brand it was, but it was good enough to convince me to buy my own hookah

No joke.
Ive been out there before when i was visiting family and it was a pretty chill atmosphere.
Smoked grapemint for about 2 hrs.
Place had great service.