Fumari Reviews (Watermelon & Pina Colada)

[Aggie Shisha]

[b]Pina Colada[/b] No airing out
[b]First Impressions: 7/10 [/b]Smelled REALLY sweet.  To be honest, a little too sweet, but they really hit the pineapply/coconut smell.  Was just a little too overpowering.  Also, the tobacco wasn't really juicy, just kind of sticky. 
[b]Smoke: 9/10  [/b]Very nice thick clouds.  Didn't blind the room, but blinded me pretty well with some big puffs.
[b]Buzz: 4/10  [/b]Meh, not much of a buzz.  Really didn't feel anything except for a slight headache after smoking the bowl myself.
[b]Smoking Time: 10/10 [/b]Very long lasting.  I was really surprised.  I burnt the 3 king down to nothing but ash, picked up the foil and still had about a quarter left. Impressive considering the taste I was still getting.  This stuff lasts.
[b]Taste: 10/10 [/b]It was sweet.  I mean REALLY REALLY sweet.  I like sweet, but wow.  This stuff by the end made me slightly sick because it tasted so rich.  Which is good, because that is exactly how I feel about the drink pina colada.  So it depends on how much you like the drink.  I almost gave the taste a 7, but that really isn't fair just because I couldn't handle it.  If you LOVE PC's, you'll love this, if you hate them, stay away.
[b]Final Thoughts: 9.9/10  [/b]Incredible.  Buy it now.  I could smoke only this for the rest of my Hookah days and be content.  This was a pleasureable smoke right down to the very last shining ember atop my aluminum covered bowl.  Kudos to the chef. 
Final Thoughts: 8/10   Pleasureable Smoke.  Definitely social smoke and not for a buzz.  To me, the most important things are the last two scores and that's where this stuff wins out.  Buy it immediately if you have a taste for pina coladas, but if you think them mediocre, look elsewhere.
 
[b]Watermelon[/b]: Ok, I had my doubts after all that was said, but no worries here!
[b]First Impressions: 9/10 [/b]Smelled wonderfully, lots like watermelon.  So far so good.  The texture was the same as the PC, and I don't like it very much.  It gives me a bad first impression, but I can overlook that for smell and taste.
[b]Smoke: 10/10 [/b]Thicker than the PC, pretty thick clouds, haven't seen anything this thick come outta my JRMod.
[b]Buzz: 1/10  [/b]Perhaps this was because I smoked the PC earlier, but I don't think so, there was some time between the two and this one my roomie helped with and he didn't feel anything either.  No buzz, no nothin.
[b]Smoking Time: 10/10 [/b]Same as the PC, LONG smoke time.  Long enough to add on a second coal, and it's STILL going.  Tastes great too...speaking of...
[b]Taste: 9/10 [/b]It started off somewhat odd, couldn't quite place it, but it had a taste of watermelon.  As the session went on however, the watermelon became more pronounced and whatever was there before was gone.  A nice juicy watermelon.  As a side note, I didn't let it air out.
[b]Final Thoughts: 9.9/10  [/b]Incredible.  Buy it now.  I could smoke only this for the rest of my Hookah days and be content.  This was a pleasureable smoke right down to the very last shining ember atop my aluminum covered bowl.  Kudos to the chef. 
Final Thoughts:  7.9/10  I bumped up the score a little just because it was a good smoke, but the buzz factor really hurt this one.  It would be a rebuy, but rarely smoked.  Only when you want the taste, but then why smoke when you could just eat a watermelon?  Reasoning being a watermelon is far cheaper than buying the ingredients for a PC.  It was a enjoyable smoke though, and I suppose would be a wonderful choice if you had folks that were light smokers and were going to be around for awhile.  I am satisfied.

[ataneja]

wow, ranking the watermelon ahead of the pina colada?  i really did not like the pina colada, i felt there wasn't much taste, but had a great experience with the watermelon

[Aggie Shisha]

YIKES!  How did I miss the final thoughts part?  Ignore the bold part.  Darn the lack of editting.  It was at 2:30am.  ah well.  The CORRECT final thoughts are the non-bolded ones.
Atenja:  The PC actually scored higher than the watermelon.  The reason being that I felt the PC hit the flavor of the frozen concoction closer to the mark than the watermelon did.  They both were tasty, but the watermelon didn't start off that way.  The PC did. 
Again, it comes down to personal tastes, and I try to grade the tastes on how closely they resemble the name, rather than how much I like them, as the former is more of an objective measure than the subjective latter.