Please allow me to introduce myself

[LullTheConqueror]

I'm a man of wealth and taste.  (I promise this is the last time I'll post even partial song lyrics).

I'm 20 years old, and have been a hookah aficionado for about a year
now.  Last fall, as I was browsing a cigar shop I frequent, I saw
their collection of hookahs, and basically said to myself "Hey, cool,
I've heard of these.  Wonder what they're like?"  After
getting the money together, the next time I was there I purchased a
large three-hoser.  From the moment I first smoked it, I was
hooked.  I've always had the occasional cigarette or cigar, and
occasionally snuff, so you can imagine my surprise that tobacco could
ever be so smooth.  I
loved the taste, I loved the feeling, I loved the cool clouds of thick
white smoke you could blow, and I loved that it didn't make your house
smell like stale tobacco - I thought of it like incense that you could
smoke.

Since then, I've been bearing tidings of the hookah to my college...
two of my friends have purchased hookahs of their own, and many more
enjoy a smoke with us and some are considering getting one to call
their own. I like to think I'm a pretty good ambassador for
the hookah - it seems to me that most of my generation thinks of it,
doubtless because of its similarity to an enormous bong, as a pipe for
smoking pot, and I appreciate it on a higher level than that.  You
can smoke pot out of anything, but the hookah is a one-of-a-kind
experience.

Alright, I think since you're here, you probably already know the
virtues of the hookah, so I'm going to end this here.  Pleased to
meet you, hope you guessed my name.