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hey all,
just thought i'd share what i just did...

so, there i was, in the kitchen thinking to myself i'm hungry, let me make a sandwich.
made myself a cheese & beef sandwich, with wasabi and salad cream.

you know, one of them hunger busters, big-BIG.

went upstairs to my room, took a couple of bites outta it, and put it on my bed (on a plate).

time to fire up my hookah! i thought to myself. put some nak orange in my bowl, foil up, a
few drops of vanilla essence in my base (dreamy smoke by the way!)
and my hookah is complete. grab 1+1/2 of my jap silvers, go back to my kitchen and light
them up.

meanwhile, i think to my self... i'm hungry... you see, i have totally forgotten about my
hunger buster.so, i make myself some cereals and start eating them. my coals are red hot by
now, so i take up my bowl and my coals.
get to my room, put the coal on my shisha bowl and take a few pulls to get it started.
with my cereal bowl still in my hands i sit down on my bed... ON MY HUNGER BUSTER

i jump up thinkin WTF is that! my cereals end up on the floor, i have half a sandwich on
my butt, and half a sandwhich on my bed cos when i sat down i broke the ceramic plate.

maaan, so totally smiley-angry021.gif Edited by Priapus
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lol... cereals!

I havent done anything quite that absent minded yet thankfully! however once it took me and my friends 5 minutes and multiple pulls on our hookah with no smoke to realize we had no coals on top of the bowl! Needless to say we were pretty embarassed.
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QUOTE (destructo @ Oct 8 2009, 10:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
dropped coal on my carpet
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yup i dropped em on my carpet, ashed on my cofee table(missed the tray)
ANd my girlfriend pulled the whole hookah over when she got up from the table...with the hose still in her hand...... nothing like the smell of burned linoleum flooring in the morning
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QUOTE (Chaz1337 @ Oct 8 2009, 10:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
once it took me and my friends 5 minutes and multiple pulls on our hookah with no smoke to realize we had no coals on top of the bowl! Needless to say we were pretty embarassed.


I've never done that, but there have been a couple of times where I have absent-mindedly thrown a bowl up at the lounge without holes in the foil. It's an easy problem to catch but man do you feel like a dumb ass.

We like to play jokes on our regulars sometimes. Like, we'll put foil/coals on an empty bowl and serve it up. Or, if they ask for more coals, we'll just throw a couple unlit nats on there and see how long it takes them to notice. Good times.
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i'm just happy that i didnt knock over my hookah as well.

if i had of knocked it over, the coals would most probably landed on my uni books and notes...

then i'd be like "oh FFF***"
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Caught a Rag on fire when the stove burner coil (after a year of solid use) Snapped during lighting and sent sparks and debris everywhere... and onto a rag I had on top of the counter.
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I dropped a Three Kings Quicklite on my floor. Carpeted floor... When it hit the ground, it shattered. I ended up rubbing the ground vigorously to put out all the coals.
Well, I thought all was well. I put away my hookah, went to sleep, woke up the next morning and looked at my carpet. Let's just say I now have a cheetah print carpet..
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Put coals on the burner and went in the other room to set up the hookah. Went back in the kitchen the flip the coals about 10 min later to find out I didn't turn on on the burner... I've also put coals on and forgot to poke holes. And theres the few times I've started to smoke the hookah only to realize there is no water
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by far the stupidest thing i've done. instead of taking the phunnel off of my hookah to take the stem off and add water, i just took the stem off and leaned it against the wall (with phunnel still attached). while i was turned around filling the base up i hear a crash - thud. the crash was the stem and tray going all over the tile and the thud was my 3 day old phunnel cracking....fml
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Set up a session with my buddy at 1 a.m. after work. Ran out of propane on the burner heating the coals. End up going on a 3 hr quest throughout the city to find propane, get back at 4 a.m., found a spare bottle of propane sitting in the carport.
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QUOTE (Priapus @ Oct 8 2009, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey all,
just thought i'd share what i just did...

so, there i was, in the kitchen thinking to myself i'm hungry, let me make a sandwich.
made myself a cheese & beef sandwich, with wasabi and salad cream.

you know, one of them hunger busters, big-BIG.

went upstairs to my room, took a couple of bites outta it, and put it on my bed (on a plate).

time to fire up my hookah! i thought to myself. put some nak orange in my bowl, foil up, a
few drops of vanilla essence in my base (dreamy smoke by the way!)
and my hookah is complete. grab 1+1/2 of my jap silvers, go back to my kitchen and light
them up.

meanwhile, i think to my self... i'm hungry... you see, i have totally forgotten about my
hunger buster.so, i make myself some cereals and start eating them. my coals are red hot by
now, so i take up my bowl and my coals.
get to my room, put the coal on my shisha bowl and take a few pulls to get it started.
with my cereal bowl still in my hands i sit down on my bed... ON MY HUNGER BUSTER

i jump up thinkin WTF is that! my cereals end up on the floor, i have half a sandwich on
my butt, and half a sandwhich on my bed cos when i sat down i broke the ceramic plate.

maaan, so totally smiley-angry021.gif



Haha.. excellent story.

I have a couple.. putting my hose on the bed, then jumping up on the bed, on the hose, and knocking my pipe around, thus spilling coals. Thank god they hit the ash tray, and not the floor. I've burnt myself a couple times on my ash tray because I left the coals in it, and went to grab the tray, and got good and burnt. Burned myself on the heating plate I light my coals with. Nice scar from it. Squeezing coals to hard with the tongs, thus making them explode all over the carpet, or bang them on the tray too hard, thus making them explode. Uhm.. using water to pack the bowl with, thus thinning the flavor a lot. Packing too much, and not packing it down, thus when taking a pull I wind up clogging both the phunnel and the pipe with shisha. Putting foil on upside down.. that's not a big deal, but it sucks to notice the shiny side is up AFTER poking holes in it and I gotta refoil and repoke. So many silly little things like that happen to me.
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Hookah sits on my conertable next to the couch so I can watch movies. Stood up to ash, buzz took over, went blank a sec, just long enough for me to lose grip of the coal over the tray edge, coal falls between table and couch, burning smell.

Shoved couch to the side, emergency water squeeze bottle in one hand & tongs in other. reaching for coal with tongs got it about 4 ft off the ground, smooshed it too hard, it explodes. Little embers all over couch and carpet, I started shooting water everywhere in a panic, so many to put out. It was ugly. Glad no one was watching. Edited by Straykat
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