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So its homecoming weekend at my school, Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Last night I was sitting back enjoying some Leinenkugel's and Tangiers Blueberry to compliment it when I get a knock on the door. Its the neighbor upstairs with a handful of people. "Can we smoke the hookah?" "SURE"...my mistake. The one kid wants sold on it, so I give him a tour of my pipes and give him a history, he was impressed. But then the one kid started bugging me to sprinkle some NHT into. I immediately said "Fuck NO". I explained to him misconceptions about hookah and that, legality, and proceeded to tell him that just the smell of it sends me into psychosis or a panic attack. The jackass continued to try to get me to put it in there. My girlfriend was in the bedroom and could hear them whispering that thats the only reason why they came down. Then there is my neighbor's cousin...she starts going on about egyptology when she sees my KM..."OMG is that an ankh? OMG is that King Tutencommun?"...yes..."this hookah makes no sense, these symbols shouldn't be put together, that pisses me off"...I finally had enough and told them all to get out, made up the excuse that I had shit to do...there was a few moments where I wanted to knock someone out.

On the way out I asked my neighbor if he could kill his music at 2am so I can get some sleep, he said sure...their music vibrates my walls.

Well, I went to a buddy's for a lil bit with my MZ, had random people stopping me to take pics with it on the way there and back...when I got back, it was about 230 and the music was blaring. I texted him to turn it off, waited half an hour, no luck, so I texted the realitor, sure enough they turned the music off followed by an apology today that I didn't text back on.

During the music escapade, my girlfriend had the worst panic attack of her life, lasting about two hours even with meds for it in her system.
So I dont get to bed until 530am or so.
I wake up at 10am to drums...the fucking middle school marching band was right outside of my apartment practicing for the parade for fuckin hours

God Dammit

FML

lets see what shitty happens tonight...I just better not end up with a broken hookah or phunnel
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thanks, ya shes doing a little better...I blame them for her anxiety, she was pissed about them and NHT...she just left, so I'm not happy with the neighbors at all, I never get to see my gf... o well, such is life
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Ya fuck homecoming. It's homecoming here as well and I am having the shittiest time. I was having a good week up until now. I think homecoming just turns people into douche bags. I can't count how many people I am usually friends with that just up and ditched me today. Fuck! Hell, we are having a football game, I worked at if for Beta Alpha Psi and I get off at half time, so I usually go talk to some friends. I left and just came back to my dorm and the game isn't even almost over, people are just pissing me the fuck off. Everyone can just go fuck themselves. Damn!
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Pretty shitty night indeed..

Panic attack, huh? What does she take for it? I have pretty bad social anxiety and can't go anywhere by myself because of it. I take something for it, but it barely helps the situation. I get panic attacks sometimes when I'm in an overcrowded place, and have to order alcohol to calm myself. It's sad, I know. I've found hookah actually helps to calm and relax me. I dunno why. Nicotine is a stimulant, so you'd think I'd be freaking out while smoking it. Heh. wink.gif
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QUOTE (JDHarding @ Oct 10 2009, 04:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty shitty night indeed..

Panic attack, huh? What does she take for it? I have pretty bad social anxiety and can't go anywhere by myself because of it. I take something for it, but it barely helps the situation. I get panic attacks sometimes when I'm in an overcrowded place, and have to order alcohol to calm myself. It's sad, I know. I've found hookah actually helps to calm and relax me. I dunno why. Nicotine is a stimulant, so you'd think I'd be freaking out while smoking it. Heh. wink.gif

me and her both take klonopin for our anxieties


...the neighbors are loud again tonight, I hope they get evicted....just a lil bit ago they were listening to slow dance music...blasting the bass
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Slow dance music blasting the bass, ftw. All you need is for the music to shatter a glass base or something and go ape shit on their asses.
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QUOTE (Hippo_Master @ Oct 10 2009, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The NHT lovers (god when the hell will they grow out of that stage...) and the Frat kids are the worst with the hookah. Babysitting is not my favorite thing in the world.


i take offense to that statement...alot of people in my fraternity smoke hookah, but would not ever think about putting nht in it.

your homecoming sounds like suck...
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well, last night I passed out wasted after having a few people over and smoking the same bowl of static starlight for around 5-6hours lol, but when I passed out, the music was blaring upstairs

just got a text today, the neighbors got the cops called on them...karma baby, karma
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