nuschultz Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 As some of you might remember, Hookahs are banned on my college campus, which I am working toward changing. At any rate, I had some starbuzz shisha acclimating on my desk when a resident came into my room and asked what it was. Instead of telling him that I had an illegal hookah, i told him it was an herbal remedy that my mom sent me for my cold, and that you make it into a tea. Thank you, starbuzz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wester101 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Way to think on your feet, but just so u know if u belive in karma your cold should start any minute now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownZero Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Man, good thing he didn't ask for you to make him some of that "tea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornellius Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 You saved your shisha thats the point... Sometimes we need to "bend" the law, not break it ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookahEnthusiast Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Nice save! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Are you an RA? Because the way you put that makes me think you're an RA - and if so...AweSome. I broke every rule and was written up like 3 times. Then they made me an RA ... had control over 40 little freshman girls (haha..pretty hot, eh? except I'm a chick and I got no dick!). So I just broke the rules as an RA too.And if I had even really loved the hookah back then I would've had like 2 hookahs in my closet and sh*t load of shisha to go along with it. Cos that's me.Nice save, pal. Keep up the good work.Enjoy your "tea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Why must you turn your campus into a carnival of lies?!??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I would have hit him with the nearest blunt object and paid my pal vince 500 clams to take care of the mess... but meh, Tomato Tomahto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 Lol yeah, I am an RA for the next few days at least. I decided the job stinks, so I am transferring over to the IT department next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 [quote name='DownZero']Man, good thing he didn't ask for you to make him some of that "tea"[/quote] I would have been more than happy to brew up a cup for him. Sounds to me like the " little Lap-Poodle" would have gotten what he needed. That's still the military at work in me. I'm still trying to adjust. Hold on while I get my wheat germ and yogurt... Okay, all better now. Dang surpico, I had been in the gutter for the best part of my past 20 years, and you actually made me blush! MR Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 [quote name='MR Bubble']Dang surpico, I had been in the gutter for the best part of my past 20 years, and you actually made me blush! MR Bubble[/quote] Get it over with and propose to her on the forum. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve07 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yes your a bad bad bad person but it was fun Huh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 [quote name='Lukasa'][quote name='MR Bubble'] Dang surpico, I had been in the gutter for the best part of my past 20 years, and you actually made me blush! MR Bubble[/quote]Get it over with and propose to her on the forum. XD[/quote] I love being proposed to on forums - it's always the highlight of my day...Say MR Bubble - when are you gonna pop the question so we can consummate this thang? I just said, "thang?" Ugh.As for you Nuschultz... I can't believe you think being an RA sucks. I loved it. Nothing like telling students you're going to write them up and have them freak out. =P Except I never actually wrote anyone up...that would've made me a huge hypocrite. I really gotta try Starbuzz. I convinced a new hookah friend to do all my Biology homework next year in return for one jar of starbuzz a month. I think he's getting the better end of the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsboy Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 RA and all that Highschool crap used to piss me off. They treated us like children. Rules are made to be broken. Just make sure you do not get caught and only break rules that you would be able to sleep with a good concious after you do. Try Lemon-Mint StarBuzz for an ultimate buzz, the taste is not much, but it coul dbe mixed with AF or other shisha for a great experience. I just started smoken StarBuzz .. I am hooked but I will go back everyonce in a while for a good old AF sesssion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve07 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I don't remember high school alzhiemers I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 I hate being an RA because my university is corrupt, doesnt follow its own written policy, any anyone in the management can be bought. I can't wait to be done. 3 days and counting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 [quote name='surfpico'][quote name='Lukasa'] [quote name='MR Bubble'] Dang surpico, I had been in the gutter for the best part of my past 20 years, and you actually made me blush! MR Bubble[/quote]Get it over with and propose to her on the forum. XD[/quote] I love being proposed to on forums - it's always the highlight of my day...Say MR Bubble - when are you gonna pop the question so we can consummate this thang? I just said, "thang?" Ugh.[/quote] I bet you look hot in white, perched like a little queen tart, smoking my hookah. But, of course, with a fruit bowl, which some say "chicks dig." Woohoo! Vegas bound! MR Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 MR Bubble... I'd hate to break to you - but I ain't no Vegas kind of girl. I'd prefer a wedding on the Riverwalk on San Antonio.Although smoking your "hookah" sounds oh so tempting ... if you can't give me what you want, well, I can't give you what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Even better. Just a couple hours from here. How do you know what I want? What makes you doubt I "can't give you what I want?" Who knows? Maybe I just want to go shopping for curtains and rearrange your furniture. Did I just say what I think I did? Searching for a cummerbund, MR Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Wow, at my school RA's and campus police does nothing at all. Smoke is always coming out of peoples windows, and I don't mean hookah smoke, and no one cares. The policy here is don't hurt anyone else and you will be left alone. It is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 He said cummerbund. Heat, are you flirting with a married Bubble? I understand the bubble family is very happy and MRS. Bubble is very jealous...chased a woman for an hour with a sharp egg whisk for making gurgling noises. Besides it makes me jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I have a nickname...I know it starts with H.It's either Homewrecker or Heartbreaker.Guess it's fitting in both MR Bubble's and Tangiers cases!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [quote name='surfpico']I have a nickname...I know it starts with H.It's either Homewrecker or Heartbreaker.Guess it's fitting in both MR Bubble's and Tangiers cases!!![/quote] You're teasing me now! Oooh, and it hurts so good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [quote name='Tangiers']He said cummerbund. Heat, are you flirting with a married Bubble? I understand the bubble family is very happy and MRS. Bubble is very jealous...chased a woman for an hour with a sharp egg whisk for making gurgling noises. Besides it makes me jealous![/quote] Hey mister...Mister, uh.... you mean guy you!! Maybe she just has something for 40 year old bubbles. So... So there! You, you.... Silverberryscalyhair, you! Okay, I told him! Now, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, do you purr? Having too much fun, MR Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Well yes, I do purr...uh...why do you ask? Gay and married, Bubble?Your messae was a little ambiguous, Bubba, I thought I could use that for comic effect.Go ahead, Heat, play around, you could work your way through the better part of the armed forces and you would still have to come back to me to find that sweet lovin' that makes your toes curl and the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. If you want to go tossin' your ass around the Bubba house, thats fine, you'll still come back for the best thing you ever had...Big Daddy Man Tangiers love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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