steve07 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 How do you sharpen a egg whisk, and you just said cummerbund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [quote name='Tangiers']Well yes, I do purr...uh...why do you ask? Gay and married, Bubble?Your messae was a little ambiguous, Bubba, I thought I could use that for comic effect.Go ahead, Heat, play around, you could work your way through the better part of the armed forces and you would still have to come back to me to find that sweet lovin' that makes your toes curl and the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. If you want to go tossin' your ass around the Bubba house, thats fine, you'll still come back for the best thing you ever had...Big Daddy Man Tangiers love.[/quote] Dang big boy. Don't you sound a lot like the trailer trash king. You almost sound convincing and it's kinda creeping me out. Take a breather boy. I know a TS in Nurnberg who may be able help you out some. The"Do you purr?" question was for Surfpico. Now that I know your intentions for the Bubble man's butt, I think I may need to make a couple phone calls to some "acquaintances" who may be able to ensure your neighborhood's safety at night. Just to keep an eye out for "suspicious behavior," you know. Sick boy.... MR Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [quote name='Tangiers']Well yes, I do purr...uh...why do you ask? Gay and married, Bubble?Your messae was a little ambiguous, Bubba, I thought I could use that for comic effect.Go ahead, Heat, play around, you could work your way through the better part of the armed forces and you would still have to come back to me to find that sweet lovin' that makes your toes curl and the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. If you want to go tossin' your ass around the Bubba house, thats fine, you'll still come back for the best thing you ever had...Big Daddy Man Tangiers love.[/quote]You may be right Tangiers... I may travel around the block a time or two, but there's no telling if where I end is you. I think I need to take a few dips in those Bubbles of loveeeeeeeee to cleanse me of our intense relationship in which you tossed me to the side like a cheap hookah. I know that MR Bubbles has a nice butt, but he's not a back door entry kind of man. I would know this all, naturally, since I am an all-knowing woman.So you two fight...fight to the death. Steve07 probably would want to join in, but that's just my personal opinion.I can't help it...I'm a wanted lady. All the men want me to pull on their hoses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 As for the purrin'... you'll have to wait and see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Don't mean to spoil your joyful flirtatious romp Tang and Mr Bub, but surfpico is a guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah ahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Is that true Heather, YOU are a guy? Well marriage is out of the question...I've never been to Massachusetts or Vermont and I'm not gonna start now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 [quote name='Tangiers']Is that true Heather, YOU are a guy? Well marriage is out of the question...I've never been to Massachusetts or Vermont and I'm not gonna start now.[/quote] Fly ATA. This is an open-minded forum... nobody will judge you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve07 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Just maybe we were all fooled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Tangiers, I'm a reverend if you recall. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Hahaha, have no fear boys.... I am a female. 100% woman... maybe too much woman for you all to handle. Especially you tangiers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuschultz Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ouch. I think Pico just called out your manhood, Tangiers. And not in the good way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve07 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Uh oh this could be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbomberto Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpico Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 ::rolls up sleeves::Are you ready for a gun show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Nuschultz: I am also a reverend...a humanist reverend. Ordained by our good friends at the ULC, which my father was an early member of.Heat:Maybe your lack of self-confidence makes it hard to meet a man...thats OK, I reject traditional women's roles and I support your independence from the bonds of sexism. Don't worry, beyond your transparent low self-esteem, I still see through into the really good, attractive person you are and I have already forgotten your hostility. I don't need to prove how much of a man I am...despite being underendowed...I have never had complaints AND I keep getting repeat business. There are at least three women who would leave their husbands for me if I said so. I am enough man for two women, but don't worry, I wouldn't be untrue to you. Once you have my heart, its yours forever. Truth be told, its unlikely you are too much woman for me, I like my women extra thick. If you're under 150lbs., you don't have much chance with me, unless you're deliciously short... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve07 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Enough already pulled a muscle in my side laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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