demonix Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 (edited) I could not stop myself from giggling like a little kid through out the typing of this post... If you can, well good on you.So I got a certain sexual object of the rubber variety for my birthday last week from a friend and after plenty of thought of what will become of the device, I decided to make a hose handle out of it...What I plan on doing is.. 1. somehow create a wide tunnel/urethra without compromising the structural integrity of the device. 2. insert surgical tubing through the tunnel/urethra of the device3. glue it in the device and have about 1-2 inches protruding from the tip/head4. cover up the tubing with something... no idea what...Where I need your guys' help is this...1. How the hell do I create said tunnel in the device that is big enough for the tubing2. What specific tubing am I going to need for it to fit inside a standard hose port (standard of course being in being able to fit into any egyptian, syrian, etc hose port )3. What exactly am I going to want to use for glue or adhesive4. What should I use for covering up the clear tubing5. I tried to make this thread SFW as possible Edited October 30, 2009 by demonix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foibled again Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 *slowly backs out of thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHTS OF BAGHDAD Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 i think i know what this device is..lol i think in order to hallow it out you need to use a power drill..other then that i would say wait for tyler to find this thread..and well...goodluck....i think...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coplinb Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I thought about doing this a while ago, to the hose i make my friends use. That way if they wanna smoke all my shisha all the time theyd have to put their mouth on it. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 (edited) Hmmm... How much trouble would I get in for posting the final product...?*ponders*roflalso*waits for Tyler to make his grand entrance* Edited October 30, 2009 by demonix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezxen Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 QUOTE (foibled again @ Oct 30 2009, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>*slowly backs out of thread*ditto curious about the final product tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1024 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 im pretty sure theres a post somewhere, with this exact same idea...the best advice i have is to be extremely patient...depending on what material its made of it could be really hard to make a hole in the middle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian_villager Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Save yourself the time. Just go buy one of those glass tips from the unmentionable site. If you still are dead set on doing this....well. You'd need a drill bit that is just longer than half the length of the object in question. Then go to 7-11 and pick up one of their aluminum straws to run through the middle of object in quesion. Attach hose and have fun smoking a d$%&. BTW if you hurt or maim yourself while attempting to drill this thing I will only laugh at you. If it is hardened rubber it should be easy to go through it without hurting yourself. If it is one that is well.....not stiff then you have to be very careful. If it is one that is not rigid at all then you may want to consider cutting lengthwise at half the depth and resealing with rubber cement when done.(If any of this is found to be inappropriate feel free to delete.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 QUOTE (indian_villager @ Oct 30 2009, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Save yourself the time. Just go buy one of those glass tips from the unmentionable site. If you still are dead set on doing this....well. You'd need a drill bit that is just longer than half the length of the object in question. Then go to 7-11 and pick up one of their aluminum straws to run through the middle of object in quesion. Attach hose and have fun smoking a d$%&. BTW if you hurt or maim yourself while attempting to drill this thing I will only laugh at you. If it is hardened rubber it should be easy to go through it without hurting yourself. If it is one that is well.....not stiff then you have to be very careful. If it is one that is not rigid at all then you may want to consider cutting lengthwise at half the depth and resealing with rubber cement when done.(If any of this is found to be inappropriate feel free to delete.)Heh... No way I am ordering from him, thanks for the tip though.The drilling part, I just need to find a bit that is the right size and I need to keep the object from moving all over when I am drilling it.This is so lewd completely unintentionally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Wow.... Just, wow...*Backs out of thread as well* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynysterPhoenix Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Consider yourself judged...*Backs off thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 I feel so gay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ninja Robot Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 dude dont extend the tubing past the tip!You gotta match it up flush to the opening so one has to deepthroat that love-sausage to get any smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 QUOTE (giant ninja robot @ Oct 30 2009, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>dude dont extend the tubing past the tip!You gotta match it up flush to the opening so one has to deepthroat that love-sausage to get any smoke.It's tempting since it's just a gag gift anyways, but I'm not sure I'm going to go to that length.. lol get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r8rfan121 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I feel gay just because i read this thread, although i must say i kinda want to see the final product, and it will be a good gag gift, however.*Backing out of thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 I will post the finished product if I get permission to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straykat Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 QUOTE gag gift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 (edited) i agree about not extending the tip past the "tip"....i'm not sure what material that stuff is made out of...but, if you can get a steel pipe and somehow sharpen one end...not to a point, but make the edges sharp (think of a razor sharp cookie cutter)...then just push and spin the rod down the middle of the "rod"....then pull it all the way through...that should leave a hole all the way through...then find tubing that is just slightly bigger than the hole and pull/tap that through. the tension between the tubing and the toy should be enough to hold it in place....just my two cents... Edited October 31, 2009 by Arcane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted October 31, 2009 Author Share Posted October 31, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (Arcane @ Oct 30 2009, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i agree about not extending the tip past the "tip"....i'm not sure what material that stuff is made out of...but, if you can get a steel pipe and somehow sharpen one end...not to a point, but make the edges sharp (think of a razor sharp cookie cutter)...then just push and spin the rod down the middle of the "rod"....then pull it all the way through...that should leave a hole all the way through...then find tubing that is just slightly bigger than the hole and pull/tap that through. the tension between the tubing and the toy should be enough to hold it in place....just my two cents...I was just thinking about drilling an about an inch wide hole down the... urethra... Edited October 31, 2009 by demonix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poncho Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 If its that hard rubber, good luck getting through it with anything other than a razor blade, if its really hard a drill bit might work, JUST BE CAREFUL! This sounds like a great way to stab yourself in the hand with the drill or cut a hunk of finger off! Anyway, have fun and good luck! If you want i could for sure make a glass penis hose for ya! (i could make balls hanging from the hose port on the hookah, the shaft the member) hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonix Posted October 31, 2009 Author Share Posted October 31, 2009 What I need to know is...1. What size tubing and type of tubing am I going to need for this2. What do I need to use on the end of the tubing, if anything, in order to put it in the hose port3. What should I use to cover the tubing? Like shag carpeting? Keep it cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 QUOTE (demonix @ Oct 30 2009, 8:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I just love the taste of penis in the morning!I am thinking maybe we should be a little concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 i just threw up in my mouth...beer vomit...yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delSol_si Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 don't worry though, i swallowed it again, no alcohol abuse for me, don't believe in wasting beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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