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Does anyone read any of these?
If you do, post your favorites.

Here's my most recent favorite
"Today, I let my cat outside for the first time in a while. He usually comes back a little while later with a mouse or bird. Instead, he came back with a fully cooked lobster. It's good to know that my cat has class. MLIA"
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QUOTE (rhineholt @ Nov 6 2009, 10:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does anyone read any of these?
If you do, post your favorites.

Here's my most recent favorite
"Today, I let my cat outside for the first time in a while. He usually comes back a little while later with a mouse or bird. Instead, he came back with a fully cooked lobster. It's good to know that my cat has class. MLIA"

lol nice
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Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity with my shy friend. She kept trying to convince me that the other people would get mad at us for whispering during the movie. So, naturally, I waited until one of the silent parts and casually shouted out: "Who you gonna call?" to which the entire theater yelled back "GHOSTBUSTERS!" MLIA
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QUOTE (Dr. B @ Nov 6 2009, 11:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity with my shy friend. She kept trying to convince me that the other people would get mad at us for whispering during the movie. So, naturally, I waited until one of the silent parts and casually shouted out: "Who you gonna call?" to which the entire theater yelled back "GHOSTBUSTERS!" MLIA


thats fucking awesome
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QUOTE (Dr. B @ Nov 7 2009, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity with my shy friend. She kept trying to convince me that the other people would get mad at us for whispering during the movie. So, naturally, I waited until one of the silent parts and casually shouted out: "Who you gonna call?" to which the entire theater yelled back "GHOSTBUSTERS!" MLIA

that would be a must for you tube
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the new ones are definitely not "average"...

my favs:

Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

Today, while taking a final, I sneezed and farted at the same time. My sneeze was louder so no one heard the fart. I continued taking my test. MLIA
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QUOTE (FSUReligionMan @ Nov 6 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://www.givesmehope.com/ is the best one IMO, optimism ftw


while this may be optimistic its a little too much for me to read while online.

i guess i may be an asshole but i come online to relax and blow off some steam / giggle at dumb shit...

that site is way too heavy for me.
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QUOTE (Scoop @ Nov 8 2009, 05:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (FSUReligionMan @ Nov 6 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://www.givesmehope.com/ is the best one IMO, optimism ftw


while this may be optimistic its a little too much for me to read while online.

i guess i may be an asshole but i come online to relax and blow off some steam / giggle at dumb shit...

that site is way too heavy for me.


Agreed. Internet is play time...

Unless you're doing research for a paper or something, of course. But still, I always seem to stray from my studies and find the dumb shit to giggle at...lol.
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