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I would wish for a hookah that never ends. By this I mean the water never has to be changed, and the shisha never runs out. It will always be like a brand new hookah, giving you the best experience everytime. Also, the shisha can change to any flavor on demand.

I would wish for magic coals that change pretty colors, and never die out.. They would only be hot for the hookah. As soon as they are touched by anything else, they would be cool to the touch. They would always give the perfect heat, and never need to be ashed or rotated.

Finally, while smoking my magic hookah, time stands still. While smoking, you are put into a temporal stasis, so that you could be there smoking for 3 days, and when you're done its like you just sat down for a second.
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First wish- that my coconaras would light easily like instant lights.

Second wish- everytime I tapped my phunnel and said what flavor I wanted it would fill up.

Third wish- a KM with a base that was always cold (no ice required) when smoking.
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QUOTE (Barnaby @ Nov 19 2009, 07:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would wish for a hookah that never ends. By this I mean the water never has to be changed, and the shisha never runs out. It will always be like a brand new hookah, giving you the best experience everytime. Also, the shisha can change to any flavor on demand.

I would wish for magic coals that change pretty colors, and never die out.. They would only be hot for the hookah. As soon as they are touched by anything else, they would be cool to the touch. They would always give the perfect heat, and never need to be ashed or rotated.

Finally, while smoking my magic hookah, time stands still. While smoking, you are put into a temporal stasis, so that you could be there smoking for 3 days, and when you're done its like you just sat down for a second.


+ Infinity

You LITERALLY stole the wishes my friends and I have talked about before. Damn wish thief.
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I would have a self-heat-generating non-coal heat source for my hookah and a bowl that I could change the flavor of with a remote that never ended and the same remote controled the size, style, and color of the hookah.

del: Do not under any circumstance put arbor mist in your base or else you shall be permabanned sword.gif
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1. I'd wish for a shisha related business, either a shop or cafe, that was really sucessful.

2. I'd wish for a big "stable" of my own beautiful shisha pipes, one for every flavor with super cool fuzzy hoses.

3. Lastly, I would wish for a new soulmate who loved to smoke and enjoy the culture as much I do! (Not sure I'm ready for #3, but in good time!)
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1) A Solid Lime Green Crystal Hookah with Pure Silver and Diamond Accents.

2) A lounge/shop that never made less than $10,000 a month profit.

3) The total destruction of Epic Smoke, Hookah Hookah, Hookah Freak, Saet Safa, Jewels, King, and Soex.
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1) six reusuable coals...that put out the perfect amount of heat for the tobacco in the bowl

2) own a hookah lounge that profits no less than $50,000 a month (i like Stuie's idea...but, i'm going bigger!)

3) having all the big players in the hookah industry owe me no less than 5 massive favors...
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1. A shisha recipe that is so good that it makes Tangiers taste like hookah hookah in comparison but yet even after a massive profit margin can still be sold at prices that rival Nak.
2. all smoking bans are ruled unconstitutional and repealed.
3. A thriving hookah business that has a lounges/stores/ and online aspects that I could use to sell custom made hookahs and accessories of my own design.
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QUOTE (delSol_si @ Nov 19 2009, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1. my hookah gave me one special woman
2. my hookah gave me unlimited beer and pizza
3. my hookah gave me unlimited Arbor Mist (lol, FSU)



LOL, that has to be the best one thats made me laugh so far.

Ill think about my 3 and come back tomorrow with an answer.
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oooooh, good question.

1. everyone would stop bitching about when and where i smoke (mainly parents and gf)

2. a LEGIT hookah cafe that i owned and had the best nargs in the city, for the summer of course. lebanon is a bit of a seasonal type country, if that makes sense.

3. a vip box at the Estadio Santiago Bernabéu with me and my buddies where we could narg it up and watch madrid destroy barça, and then the team would come narg it up with us afterward.

i think those are pretty legit.
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QUOTE (Barnaby @ Nov 19 2009, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would wish for a hookah that never ends. By this I mean the water never has to be changed, and the shisha never runs out. It will always be like a brand new hookah, giving you the best experience everytime. Also, the shisha can change to any flavor on demand.

I would wish for magic coals that change pretty colors, and never die out.. They would only be hot for the hookah. As soon as they are touched by anything else, they would be cool to the touch. They would always give the perfect heat, and never need to be ashed or rotated.

Finally, while smoking my magic hookah, time stands still. While smoking, you are put into a temporal stasis, so that you could be there smoking for 3 days, and when you're done its like you just sat down for a second.



1. i get his setup (hookah, coals, shisha, infinite time)
2. hookah is impossible to knock over
3. hose is never too short
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