Scrappydoo Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 So when I first started smoking shisha, I had this co-worker who was always asking to come over and smoke with me. One night I said, "sure, come on over" and I set up my pipe, he set up his and we enjoyed about 10 minutes of smoking and talking when he started complaining of a headache and feeling dizzy. About 15 minutes later, he got a funny look on his face, ran to the bathroom and then ran out of my apartment. I called his cell, "what's the matter, are you ok?" About that time I noticed a stain on the chair where he'd been sitting. I said, "Haythem, did you poop your pants?" He was embarrassed, but never answered. He just said I had really bad shisha and was kind of angry at me that I don't know how to buy good tobacco. I went to take down his pipe and clean it when I realized the fool had grabbed two circles of foil and got that paper in between. Goofy guy was smoking burning paper! I felt really bad but I wonder how many of us have done dumb things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloppyJoe Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Hahaha. That's awesome funny. Man..if a guy came up in my house with pre-cut circles of shisha I'd be like whaaaa? Haha then he did something as stupid as that. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueSmoker Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wow...never crapped my pants from hookah. I might piss my pants if I got a nice KM in the mail though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloppyJoe Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 QUOTE (RogueSmoker @ Nov 23 2009, 08:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wow...never crapped my pants from hookah. I might piss my pants if I got a nice KM in the mail though.lol +1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappydoo Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 QUOTE (SloppyJoe @ Nov 23 2009, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (RogueSmoker @ Nov 23 2009, 08:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wow...never crapped my pants from hookah. I might piss my pants if I got a nice KM in the mail though.lol +1!I'll bet you've never smoked paper before! LMAO! Not a recommended method! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHTS OF BAGHDAD Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 damn brenda, you made a man shit himself..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHTS OF BAGHDAD Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 damn brenda, you made a man shit himself..lol..this scares me a little...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappydoo Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 He made him poop himself! LOL! I just didn't do anything to prevent it and laughed when it happened. Before that I would have never looked at those pre-cut circles or think that paper would be stuck between two.OK, so what category DOES pants shitting fall under if not General?? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleTheJustin Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAThat's freakin' hilarious, dude. I know that shisha can increase the chance to bust a move, but unintentionally? lolololol this made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Nicotine is a natural diuretic but it doesn't act that fast... silly guy!Send him the bill to get your couch cleaned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleTheJustin Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 QUOTE (Stuie @ Nov 23 2009, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Nicotine is a natural diuretic but it doesn't act that fast... silly guy!Send him the bill to get your couch cleaned.I'm split between doing that and somehow preserving his shit storm on display for constant hilarity each and every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coplinb Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 QUOTE (KyleTheJustin @ Nov 23 2009, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Stuie @ Nov 23 2009, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Nicotine is a natural diuretic but it doesn't act that fast... silly guy!Send him the bill to get your couch cleaned.I'm split between doing that and somehow preserving his shit storm on display for constant hilarity each and every day.Laminate the cushion he dumped on, that way it will always be there for a giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantastik Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Who cleaned up that stain on the chair? Now thats what I'm wondering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloppyJoe Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 QUOTE (Scrappydoo @ Nov 23 2009, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So when I first started smoking shisha.I think she told me in chat she threw the chair out hahaha. Must have been a long time ago too. Brenda do you still know and talk to this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan_Dong Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 thats so great, ive smoked to where i almost threw up and damn to shit ur pants, that made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappydoo Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 QUOTE (SloppyJoe @ Nov 24 2009, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Scrappydoo @ Nov 23 2009, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So when I first started smoking shisha.I think she told me in chat she threw the chair out hahaha. Must have been a long time ago too. Brenda do you still know and talk to this guy?I thew out the cushion and replaced with another one that doesn't quite match, so that always makes me laugh. NO I don't talk to him anymore and it was probably in my first year of smoking shisha, so quite a time ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chreees Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Wow, dude shat his pants... ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonethere Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 QUOTE (Scrappydoo @ Nov 26 2009, 02:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (SloppyJoe @ Nov 24 2009, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Scrappydoo @ Nov 23 2009, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So when I first started smoking shisha.I think she told me in chat she threw the chair out hahaha. Must have been a long time ago too. Brenda do you still know and talk to this guy?I thew out the cushion and replaced with another one that doesn't quite match, so that always makes me laugh. NO I don't talk to him anymore and it was probably in my first year of smoking shisha, so quite a time ago! Rofmlao!!! Somebody actually shit on your couch. I don't think I've heard anything like that happen to anybody...ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saechao_07 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Lmao do he still talk or hang out with you >? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappydoo Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 QUOTE (Saechao_07 @ Nov 27 2009, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Lmao do he still talk or hang out with you >?Hahahahaha, NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidglass Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Who shit on the Coats!...I mean uh, couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saechao_07 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 QUOTE (Scrappydoo @ Nov 27 2009, 06:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Saechao_07 @ Nov 27 2009, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Lmao do he still talk or hang out with you >?Hahahahaha, NO!Rofl i dont think i would either so embarrassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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