You Know You're A Hookah Smoker When....

[Arcane]

[quote name='Helix746' date='10 December 2009 - 12:21 PM' timestamp='1260483708' post='437713']
it was worse when i was ready to smoke on cam right when u left. soo disappointing
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no worries...i should be smoking on tinychat tonight too!!

[4d1ct3d]

[quote name='thatonethere' date='10 December 2009 - 11:35 AM' timestamp='1260444919' post='437585']
...when you're a bowl short of a few brands of shisha, so you mix up all of the shisha remainders, scraaaape the juices out, and any remaining tobacco fragments, you pack the bowl, start smoking, and you realize you created a nasty unsmokable flavour. But you smoke it anyway.
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lol this is so true

[hookahTIY]

when your at a camp fire and wonder if the coals in the pit would work good in you hookah.
when your out of tobacco and see a friend smoking a cigarette and say hey i think i have some molasses.
when you try to convert your girlfriends $1000 vase in to a base for your hookah.
when you have ten bowls and all are still not clean when you want to smoke.
when you have a closet full of useless hoses.
when you buy apples for the soul purpose of making them in to bowls.
when a the fruit juice you buy is for your hookah.

[thatonethere]

[quote name='hookahTIY' date='10 December 2009 - 07:26 PM' timestamp='1260498395' post='437794']
[b]when your at a camp fire and wonder if the coals in the pit would work good in you hookah.[/b]
when your out of tobacco and see a friend smoking a cigarette and say hey i think i have some molasses.
when you try to convert your girlfriends $1000 vase in to a base for your hookah.
when you have ten bowls and all are still not clean when you want to smoke.
when you have a closet full of useless hoses.
when you buy apples for the soul purpose of making them in to bowls.
when a the fruit juice you buy is for your hookah.
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I just did that yesterday, except I used my indoor woodburning stove. I placed the coals on the very edge of the fire place, closed the door, and 60 seconds later, I had nice, white hot coals. I decided that this winter, I'll light my hookah coals that way exclusively.

[wodieson2]

When you are at work tracking your packages.

[nars2k]

When you are in your backyard, hear a blowdryer and get excited because you automatically assume someone is turning on coals.

[Scrappydoo]

[quote name='thatonethere' date='10 December 2009 - 02:35 PM' timestamp='1260444919' post='437585']
...when you're a bowl short of a few brands of shisha, so you mix up all of the shisha remainders, scraaaape the juices out, and any remaining tobacco fragments, you pack the bowl, start smoking, and you realize you created a nasty unsmokable flavour. But you smoke it anyway.
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THAT was me the other day! Cocoa, cherry, raspberry, rose! Scrappy special!

[joytron]

when ever you exhale you cant see your computer screen

[Neil's butt boy.]

when you know more about hookahs than the shops you buy stuff at

[Santino]

When you've contemplated tangiers chewing tobacco when you couldn't smoke.

Mmm kashmir dip.

[Pilgrim]

When you haven't done your dishes in a week, but cleaned your hookah every night..

when you refuse to smoke from friends' crappy set ups

[RingsMaster]

when you go on vacation to Colorado for a ski trip and the first thing you look to pack is a bambino, coals and some shisha lol, this is not a joke i really did this. Edited December 12, 2009 by RingsMaster

[rhineholt]

[font="Arial"][size=2]When you spend more time on HF then any other site, besides porn of course.[/size][/font]
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[font="Arial"][size=2]When all the "[/size][/font][font="Arial"][size=2]Recommended for You" videos on Youtube are all HookahJohn videos.[/size][/font]

[Jondd88]

[quote name='rhineholt' date='12 December 2009 - 01:08 PM' timestamp='1260652129' post='438368']
[font="Arial"][size="2"]When you spend more time on HF then any other site, besides porn of course.[/size][/font]

[font="Arial"][size="2"]When all the "[/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"]Recommended for You" videos on Youtube are all HookahJohn videos.[/size][/font]
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When you spend more time on HF then any other site, INCLUDING porn...


lol [img]http://www.hookahforum.com/public/style_emoticons/default/Hookah.gif[/img]

[thesmokinghose]

When you try to think of anything you can in order to improve the smoke

[RingsMaster]

when you light a fire in the snow because you forgot a coil burner and you cant go a night without a nice bowl lol. its a sad day it colorado

[duckah]

When people invite you to come over to smoke a hookah, and you chuckle to yourself thinking, "why don't YOU come over so I can spare myself the pain."

[RingsMaster]

[quote name='ewsang' date='13 December 2009 - 08:42 PM' timestamp='1260758523' post='438782']
When people invite you to come over to smoke a hookah, and you chuckle to yourself thinking, "why don't YOU come over so I can spare myself the pain."
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lol i like that one alot

[delSol_si]

[quote name='Dreamer_1969' date='12 December 2009 - 05:44 AM' timestamp='1260618285' post='438283']
when you know more about hookahs than the shops you buy stuff at
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actually, a lot of shops don't know shit. i have never been to a shop where the person knew more than me. then again, i do'nt have shop around ever corner like some of you

[liquidglass]

Goodbye hookah king.

[KyleTheJustin]

When you have more shisha than food stocked in your house.

My current situation.

[thatonethere]

When people compliment you on your new perfume/cologne. You're puzzled until you remember that you just smoked the hookah and the smell stuck to you.<<< true story.

[Scrappydoo]

[quote name='KyleTheJustin' date='21 December 2009 - 07:15 AM' timestamp='1261368914' post='440666']
When you have more shisha than food stocked in your house.

My current situation.
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[font="Georgia"][size="4"][color="#4b0082"]HA! That's me all the time! [/color][/size][/font]

[demonix]

When you get mad when your professor is speaking lies about tobacco, nicotine, and his sources + take over the class and turn it into a lecture on the falsified information on hookah being told to students for 5 minutes (I've done it at least 3 times)
[quote name='rhineholt' date='12 December 2009 - 02:08 PM' timestamp='1260652129' post='438368']
[font="Arial"][size="2"]When you spend more time on HF then any other site, besides porn of course.[/size][/font]
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[font="Arial"][size="2"]When all the "[/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"]Recommended for You" videos on Youtube are all HookahJohn videos.[/size][/font]
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Hookah, car, gaming, and music are all I get lol


[quote name='delSol_si' date='13 December 2009 - 08:43 PM' timestamp='1260762207' post='438791']
[quote name='Dreamer_1969' date='12 December 2009 - 05:44 AM' timestamp='1260618285' post='438283']
when you know more about hookahs than the shops you buy stuff at
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actually, a lot of shops don't know shit. i have never been to a shop where the person knew more than me. then again, i do'nt have shop around ever corner like some of you
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I do that every time, on the rare occasion, I go to it

[grill vogel]

[quote name='giant ninja robot' date='30 November 2009 - 09:45 AM' timestamp='1259592323' post='433193']
When you educate friends for a half hour against their will about the finer points of hookah, simply because the word hookah was spoken.

When your first priority in sickness is to get better so you can smoke again.
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when you smoke while you are sick.